If I were the opposite sex I would stay at home naked and play with my boobs all day.
I already dress unisex… Jeans or shorts. T-shirts or sweatshirt, sandals or tennis shoes, baseball cap unless it’s a more formal occasion.
If I were male I would sure hope to hell I could loose this rack from hell and not have to ever think of a bra again!
If you want to trade places, I’ll gladly give you mine ~ until then, they belong to Rico and I don’t think he’d be willing to share. 
Kathy
In one of my frequent bouts of insomnia recently, I pondered this question. I think I’d probably wear the same sorts of clothes I used to buy for my ex: brightly-colored blouses, long skirts, earth-toned sweaters. After all, I must have been buying them because I liked seeing them, so it only makes sense.
When I started this thread, I was thinking about being born the opposite sex. But ya’ll are having so much fun playing with yourselves after you turn into the opposite sex.
Let’s see, black jeans, black t-shirts and one of those oldstyle black leather bomber jackets with the fan of ribbed stitching on the back, over black runners.
Oh, wait.
That’s what I DO wear!
I’d love to get a long caped coat like the Zoo Boss wears, but the black suede jacket I have now is almost like that. I guess I wouldn’t really change much at all. I hardly ever wear a dress and even most of my more girly clothes are black. I do wear a few coloured things.
Could I have a moustache, though? I told Mr zoogirl that if he shaves his, I’m oughta here!
I’d be a skater guy. Baggy jeans, studded belt, plaid boxers, not too tight, not too baggy shirt, Vans. I’d have messy hair, too, and I’d wear bracelets and a choker.
But I probably wouldn’t skate, because I have no sense of balance. I don’t think that’d improve if I suddenly turned into a guy.
You know, my skater guy outfit is pretty much like what I wear usually, except the boxers and Vans.
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So have you folks heard of the books Dick for a day and Chick for a Day by Fiona Giles? She’s just the editor, I think since the books premise are than authors were asked what they thought it’d be like to assume the oposite gender for 24 hours. I’m waiting to get Dick in the mail right now.
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Another vote for slutty. Plus I’d spend the day in the cucumber section of the produce market and I’d videotape my pelvic exam.
Nice jeans, long sleeve crew neck and V neck T shirts, sometimes a casual take on a cotton button-down shirt. Boxer briefs.
i think id be a designer whore if i was a woman…very trendy and hip…lots of flared pants…either that or just as slobby as i dress now as a man
Casual: probably the same thing (with the exception of, um, underwear, and one pair of pants.) Hiking boots or sneakers, baggy jeans, and a T-shirt with either a hoodie or unbuttoned button-down shirt over it (depends on weather). Thin gold chain with a TKD pendant (yes, I AM that much of a MA geek…)
Formal: Suit, probably. Clip-on ties. I will nover understand why men wear ties.
If I were female? Jeans and a t shirt, same as now. Sneakers on the feet.
Ive already worn mens shirts and pants - no big deal.
If it is only for one day, I’d shave my head and have a full beard and mustache to see what it feels like.
Cuz we’re told to. Kinda like women and high heels I guess. I’d never wear a clip-on - they’re only for guys too dumb to tie a tie. It’s a matter of pride for me.
Oh, and what I’d wear? I’d go all cute and probably princessy. My casual attire I’d wear designer-y jeans or a cute little skirt, and a little t-shirt (posso a Paul Frank one) and hoody. And white… no, maybe coloured sneakers.
For formal wear, I’d have to practice a while. I can’t hope to understand the intricacies of women’s formal wear without some serious study.
And if I wanted to dress up a little bit, possibly someleather pants, definitely a nice jacket (leather or denim). I think I’d make a very stylish woman.
I’d definitely own Paul Frank pyjamas.
Flannel and a mullet.
I have a similar problem but with a different spelling…
Were I a woman? Oh boy. I’d be a 40 year old woman, 6 foot two inches tall, with some serious heft. After I recovered from the unspeakable delight of waking up a woman, I’d go clothes shopping. ( that’s a lie of course. I’d take a hot tub bath for a week. THEN I’d go clothes shopping… )
Casual: Loose but not uncomfortably so khaki’s. Perhaps the odd pair of Capri Pants. ["]Black pants, chino not jeans]( http://www.us.dockers.com/spr03a/dockers/prod/d_prod.jsp?FOLDER<>folder_id=2642967&bmUID=1044755157998[/url). Patent leather belts to match.
A sterling silver chain as a key chain for my pocket watch. Polartec Fleece pullovers. Fine thick sweaters. Sensible bra and panties, in jet black, gray and creme. ( I’m 6 foot two. I’m presuming a C cup, if not more ). Nike’s in black, and cobalt blue. Also for nicer days, black Capezio’s with both solid lines, and a more streamlined strap approach.
Serious Formal? A basic lovely Black suit, sans hat.
I’d have hair down to the middle of my back, both for my enjoyment and the enjoyment of others. I’d keep makeup to a bare minimum. My face is presentable enough that I might use a bit of shading along the absent cheekbones, and I’d lightly draw out my eyes. That’s about it in that department, I think.
Hair clips and barrettes would be big in my life, as would be a lovely selection of Sterling Silver Hair Clips.
I think that’s about it. It’d be an adventure figuring out the entire panoply of physical demands and delights. I cannot wait. Where do I sign up, please?
Cartooniverse
It would depend on my body. I would probably dress very geeky/babydyke/hello-kitty-ish.
Baggy corduroys, unironed businessy-type shirt (white) and a ratty old tweed jacket with leather patches on the elbow.
And if I had to get dressed up for some reason, I’d wear the above with a skinny little tie.