If I were a guy, I’d have a few different looks, like I do now:
Cargo jeans, Doc Martens, spiky hair, studded belt, and an anime shirt over a wife beater.
Baggy cords with either an old worn out band shirt, or a rumpled plaid button-down shirt, shaggy hair, and Chucks.
(this is my gay man look) Stylish Kenneth Cole shoes, flat-front chinos, and a black t-shirt or crisp white button-down.
Pfft! Easy one! The tanned skins of my enemies!
another vote for slut =P
I knew I liked you, hillbilly queen–I think about this shit all the time (I also–being a straight woman–wonder what kind of women I’d like if I were a man or a lesbian).
As things stand, I don’t have much interest in men’s clothing (but for womens’ clothing, I am a total whore), but I dislike mens’ suits, so I’m tempted to say that I wouldn’t be a “suit and tie guy.”
However, I do enjoy dressing up on occasion as a woman (I’m mostly a jeans gal, but I clean up real purty), so maybe I would be into suits and/or tuxes as a man. Mostly, though, I think I’d be more of a fizgig type, clothing-wise.
Underwear-wise? Boxers.
Appearance-wise? Long hair (I feel fairly certain about this) and facial hair, but hopefully no back hair.
I’d be a midget drag queen part of the time, and the rest of the time I’d probably wear saggy jeans and hoodies. I’d also have a goatee.
Funny how many women here say they’d wear goatees if they were men.
If I were female? I suppose I’d dress tomboyishly…lots of jeans and sweaters. I wouldn’t wear the jeans tighter, I already wear my clothes to fit instead of 4 sizes too large.
In hot weather I’d probably dress skimpier than men usually do because I could get away with it.