The Brady Bunch - Feelings are hurt, but family pulls together.
Imus in the Morning - The Cadaver replays last week’s bits and surrounds himself with people funnier than he ever dreamed of being.
The West Wing - Sam becomes an earnest advocate. Toby becomes prickly. C.J. feels underappreciated. POTUS frets, then decides.
Big Brother - Every remaining person turns out to be an asshole. The ones who left were no prizes, either.
The Mole - Anderson Cooper makes a wry remark. Everyone behaves in inconsistent and incomprehensible fashion.
NYPD Blue - Andy and his partner bust perp, but perp is a lousy junkie skel. Skel perp threatens to get lawyered up, so Andy has to make him go for the whole thing or they gotta kick him. At home, Andy battles demons. Theo says something adorable. Nobody else in squad does anything worth writing about.
Hardball With Chris Matthews - Chris plays Hardball, Runs the Numbers, raises his voice for no reason.
CNN - Chandra News Network
Law & Order - Ripped from the headlines. Whatever you do, don’t miss the last five minutes!
E.R. - A crisis strikes the E.R.
Les Miserables - A man steals a loaf of bread and never hears the end of it.
The Wizard of Oz - Teenage runaway on psychedelic trip ends up in strange town, kills first person she meets. Immediately forms a roving gang to find and kill the sister of her first victim. Parents Strongly Cautioned
The Ten Commandments - Moses rains on everybody’s parade.