If you're going to fight me, you better come strong

[Zeldar]

@Happy_Lendervedder

Little do you clowns know you’re describing my normal bedtime routine, only I soak the hab in fucking gasoline for a few days.

Unless you nerds are ready to bring it full-on nuclear-style, stop harshing my buzz and go bother someone else. Hey man, I didn’t pick this fight, but believe me: I *will *end it. For you, and everyone standing within 200 feet of you, and their families, to the 80th generation, including livestock. So step off, bro, step off.

Say, do you know a dude named Keyser Söze?

[eschereal]

@Wile_E

I actually had “hot pepper” in my post but I edited it out. I was just trying to get him thinking, I didn’t want to do all the work for him.

Careful, though, pepper on the rosebud would probably be at least as bad if not worse.

[eschereal]

actually, what we are going to do is ignore this thread, letting your inane machismo wither on the vine

[stui_magpie]

@Happy_Lendervedder

Little do you clowns know you’re describing my normal bedtime routine, only I soak the hab in fucking gasoline for a few days.

Unless you nerds are ready to bring it full-on nuclear-style, stop harshing my buzz and go bother someone else. Hey man, I didn’t pick this fight, but believe me: I *will *end it. For you, and everyone standing within 200 feet of you, and their families, to the 80th generation, including livestock. So step off, bro, step off.

OK Petal, you want some? You think you can handle the heat?

I got :

1 x 10 litre bucket of fresh crushed Trinidad Scorpion chilies (off my own plant), soaked in kerosene

1x karcherhigh pressure washer

1 x home catheter kit
1 x home enema kit
1x roll of duct tape.

For what you are about to receive…

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

Wave Motion Gun

[Wile_E]

Once I stopped picturing Happy as an unfortunate man with all his skin scrubbed off, I started picturing him like this. And if you’re familiar with that anime character and his voice, just picture Happy the flying cat saying all the stuff our Happy is saying. It’s adorable!

And not at all scary.

[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder]
Unless you nerds are ready to bring it full-on nuclear-style, stop harshing my buzz and go bother someone else. Hey man, I didn’t pick this fight…
[/QUOTE]

Um … yeah, you did.

[Boogly]

I have $20 worth of Taco Bell in front of me…gimme a bit and I’ll get some aerial action going on.

DFA baby, DFA.

[Dr.Strangelove]

Nuclear judo is too easy. I have a well-stocked salt mine filled with nubile women, while you you have… what, vast swaths of radioactive tundra? Good luck. See you in a century or so.