About 2 months ago a guy started working in my building. I noticed his unique style of parking which involved running all the way through the parking place at 15 miles an hour, and smashing into the curb, so that his wheels made a crunching sound and his Stratus landed with the front tires a good foot of the way into the sidewalk. In my infinite uncoolness, I immediately started thinking about dented rims, blown tires, bent Tirods and neck strains. Fortunatly others in my building realized the genius of this manuever, because as I was walking home I noticed that 6 of the 8 cars in front of the building had at least one tire on the sidewalk, and one very ambitous Taurus driver had managed to get both front tires on the sidewalk, and a rear tire on an island.
So I wanted to get the word out in case any of you are as behind the times as I am, and still park on the pavement.
I think I’ll just set a new trend by parking halfway into the foyer. These sidewalk parkers will have nothing on me.
Wolfman! You are -so- twentieth century!
I park in my attic.
You guys are so behind the times! Don’t you know you’re not even supposed to park anymore? Just slow down till you can safely get out, leave it in idle and let the car drift to where it wants to go.
hahahahahahahahaha, oh MAN!!!