Yeah thatl be good foer what aillsmeI .
fuck
:dubious:
Winken, drinken, and nod went out to post one day…
Seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a post by someone quite so messed up. E’en Homer, when he didst trip on shrooms, was able to keep it together better. True, he ranted about Strawberry Shortcake being evil, but he was coherent.
Still, I gotta wonder: Is this how the Marines gets new meat? Is Parris Island the World’s Biggest Drunk Tank? 
No, no, no. First you decide to join the Marines, then you go get plastered. Not t’other way 'round.
What chu smokin’ man?
I hate to think what will happen when Muad’Dib wakes up and sees this thread.
The Sleeper has Awakened, and My God is He Sick!
Wow.
“We’re looking for a few drunk men…”
I have what he’s having.
I’ll have what he’s having.
Maybe I already did.
I saw this bit on TV the other day where recruiters went to a beach on Spring Break, trying to sign up really drunk people for the Marines (with the help of bikini-clad babes, no less). At the time I thought it was a hoax, but now methinks this might have happened to this fine fella.
I’m jealous. Somewhere in my hometown, Mua’Dib is hammered.
I think it may be time to bump my SacDope Fest thread. Yeah and Verily.
Hmm… Is the OP infuenced by brain altering chemicals or just writing in Old English?
Or could the OP be implying that Marines are idiots?
:dubious:
The more beer I drink, the more it looks like a couple of lines from Beowulf.
Beerwulf, surely!
d&r
Run fast. You deserve to be hunted down for a pun that bad.
Lockdown.
With extreme predjudice.