Well-educated misanthrope seeks callipygian intellectual, who can help cure a mean case of acute ennui, for conversation, cuddling, friendship, & sex, not necessarily in that order. Breast size not important; beautiful hands are a plus. Coquettes need not apply.
Oh yeah. That’ll work.
If you’ll be my bodyguard, I can be your long-lost pal…
…and my friends tell me I have a cute ennui, too!
“callipygian”…? Nope, sorry. Those circus organs give me a headache.
And can’t chiropractors fix misanthropy nowadays?
Well looky there cuauhtemoc the man’s already got a nibble on the line.
Do you think he’s on to something here? Looks like a pretty good spot he picked out.
Isn’t that thread title the equivalent of “Let’s you take your clothes off”?
I’m offended.:mad: It arises from reflection on the myriad women who just want to be my best friend–evidently their need for friendship matters while me need for romance doesn’t. Please don’t impose your inferences on me.
[Austin Powers]Oh, behave![/Austin Powers]
Sorry, I was just making a little joke; the thread title by itself reminded me of that little bit of wordplay. Didn’t mean to offend. I married a man who suffered from “brother syndrome” for many years; women liked him for a friend, but didn’t see him as a possiblility for romance. Too bad for them, all right for me.
I apologize. Carry on.
I think maybe rewording your occupation (“Unemployable loser/failed economist”) in your profile may do wonders, as well.
Sorry I can’t help—I am “only a friend” to even the hottest, cutest and flirtiest guys.
We don’t have to be one or the other.
We could be both to each other.
…
Not really.
Yeah, I’m proof of that. 
Whaddaya mean, “Who the hell’s HE?”
The moonlight? The white sand beach? The gentle strains of Quiet Riot wafting on the breeze?
sigh I swear… I’m never shelling out for vast quantities of ouzo again.
Oh, sorry about that. My bad.
Eve, I’m not expecting to meet anbody over the internet, so I would regard that detail as moot. I have, however, been meaning to update it to “ZA” as soon as I get that position formalized. Thanks for reminding me.
Can I call you Al?
If I tell you that you have a sexy body, would you hold it against me?
Sure, but only if it is “Al Tilly, the Bum” at a Renaissance festival.
*Okay, so my history is a little off…