I’m sick, and miserable, and dying. I have something between a 24 hour flu, and mono. I went to the doctor’s today, and they took a strep test, which came back negative. I’m miserable. I’m staying with my mom, so I wouldn’t have to be sick alone. Neither my mom nor my little sister will take care of me…all I want is a bowl of soup! So, I’m offering a blowjob to the first doper who will come cook me a bowl of soup. If you’re against the germs, well, I’ll give you an I.O.U.
I would give you a bowl of soup, no blowjob needed. My only question is, what if the first Doper to bring you soup is a female? Are you gonna make her wear a strap-on?
Aww honey, I have a freezer full of chicken soup I made last weekend. I’d bring you some.
Even if I were a man, I would pass on the oral sex. I’ll just bet you look all hot and sexy with those kleenexes hanging outta your nose and bleary eyes…
Wouldn’t it just be quicker to make your own soup? I mean, if you’re healthy enough for blowjobs, you should be able to operate a can opener and a microwave.
Aww…you guys are all so sweet. I love you all! I love the little birdies flying around too…have I mentioned I’m getting delirious? And Wicked Blue, I’m in Fall River, but I’m staying at my mom’s in Bridgewater until I get better. Being sick and alone didn’t sound like very much fun. If you’re ever on King Phillip’s Street though, do drop by, I’ll pour you a glass of water or something. (Hey, I just moved in…I don’t have much for food yet…) Any time you’re in the area though, do feel free to give me a call.
Driving distance schmiving distance, I’m getting my butt on Vanguard A-sap!
And I’ll bet she gives great head too. I mean, she works at Mickey-Ds, home of the cement shake. You suck for three hours on those things and you might get a few molecules to work their way up the straw. But, she’s probably had enough practice on shakes, she’ll suck your small intestine straight through your urethra if you give her half a chance.
You want to infect the entire board? Shame on you. I’ll happily supply all necessary soporifics, but I’ll take a rain check on the oral sex 'til you’re not infectious.
Hope your ISP accepts soup as well as cookies
Didn’t work for me either. All I got was some chaotic nuttiness about a monkey, and pink, and leg humpers. Clearly the creation of a mentally unstable person (or people). Try to update that link, would you?