You all shall be astounded by me.
Its pretty MPSIM in my thinking.
Just wait. I’m almost as good as Cecil. Just ask me. Behold me.
If you can’t tell, I’m working on my confidence, and my self image, and DAMN I look good.
smirk
I look straight in the mirror, watch it come clearer, look like a painter, behind all the grease. The paintings creating, and I’m just erasing. Crystal clear canvas is my masterpiece.
Wow…and to think I’m first on troll alert…Damn I’m good too!
-SS 
Lazy bastards always make it easier for the lazier bastards to get special treatment for being useless…how else do you explain American law?
Two seconds on the board and I’m accused of being a Troll. Amazing. It’s all good though SkySlash. I promise not to be a troll. I was just making an introduction.
I’m glad you’re damn good 
Anyone else out there with comments. Give me your FIRST impression.
Smirk
Well its along way to the top.
Hi Urgie,
Welcome to the SDMB. I will give you a shot.
Questions:
What do you have the urge for?
Who was the 1st gay man to walk on the moon?
Can you give me a link to the snoops message board?
Where does the word german come from?
If Betsy Ross were alive today, what would she be famous for?
What up?
-Curtis
I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!
On second thought, he is kidding me.
I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!
Cessandra:
Link please.
2sense
I have the urge for anything:
Intellectually interesting to me
Listening to music
Many other things too much to list.
I’d say everyman who walked on the moon was pretty happy.
Sure specify the message board a little more I’ll find you a link.
German is a word that when translated is the name for the language that those who live in Deutschland speak.
Being the OLDEST person alive.
Not much, listening to music.
smirk
I wanna be a man, and you can be a woman.
I really hope you can, you see outsider, the sun dims, since the world gets brighter.
The Urge:
Not too bad.
BTW- you can’t use html here. I suspect that is a good thing.
Couple more (hurry though, I am on EDT)
What is EDT
Disprove Creationism or Evolutionism in 25 words or less.
My bad lemme read the ubb.
2sense
Last i checked, Eastern Daylight Time.
The babelfish, translates universally, no creature could have evolved, proving god exists, but god can only exist without prove, therefore disproving god.
Three to spare.
smirks
There ain’t a goddamn thing anybody can about it. Y’know why? Cuz we got the bombs, thats why, two words, nuclear fucking weapons okay?
The Urge:
incorrect- Eastern Delayed Time.
I don’t understand your argument. That’s good, since I don’t ever understand these arguments.
You sound OK to me. But your posting style is going to piss a lot of people off.
Don’t be surprised or offended if people ignore you. If you stick around you can learn a lot. I have.
I don’t recomend taking Cecil with a grain of salt. He has much manna around here.
I do recomend practicing your apologies.
If you do so enough and don’t become a pest, I will continue to see your posts.
Good Luck Dude! I suspect you will need it.
Off to bed. I will read your reply tomorow evening.
-Curtis
2sense my bad
I guess I was wrong. I don’t look anything up and it all comes out of my general knowledge.
I said I was like Cecil. Not that I was taking his job. He’s better at it than I could ever be. I just answer them off the top of my head the best I can. I’m wrong. I’m sorry.
Also the arguement, was from the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy. “and god dissappears in a puff of logic”
Read it, its great.
We’ll see what happens. I have the urge to stay. More questions yields more answers. .
smirk
Thats the girl I was telling you about, and she’s everything I’ve said and little bit more.
Wow… A sock puppet convention. How nice…
:rolleyes:
Yer pal,
Satan
http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
One week, one day, 14 hours, 11 minutes and 1 second.
343 cigarettes not smoked, saving $42.95.
Life saved: 1 day, 4 hours, 35 minutes.
Hey Satan
What exactly is a sock puppet…
and I’m assuming you’re calling me one.
Once I know what it is… I’d like to know why you’re calling me one.
One day, one girl army will overcome…
Here’s a question for you, Urge.
Can you identify your first twelve spelling and/or grammatical errors in this thread? I’m not counting slang here, just mistakes that are unlikely (given the pattern already set) to be simple typos.
Bucky
I’m certain I could. How about we stick to harder questions?
Are you ready for this? I’ll answer you just to humor you. Then I might run a little search on all of your threads, and reply and give you a list of YOUR mistakes.
I spelled ‘thats’ rather than that is.
(just going to list them now) arguement
dissappears
spelling again… ‘self image’
It’s all good (not sure about that… its slang I think.)
‘its along way to the top’ (in my sig line) that was an official lyrics sheet though.
“Lemme” should have been ‘let me’(slang however)
I used “Cuz” instead of ‘because’
You’re not supposed to start a sentence with ‘because’ (that too is a lyric)
I could have put ‘I shall astound you all’ rather than ‘you all shall be astounded by me.’
‘wanna’ should be ‘want to’ (slang again)
I didn’t capitalize an ‘i’ to ‘I’
Is that good enough? Let me tell you I failed to put full quotation marks in this post because I don’t like them. Sorry personal preference.
I attribute some of those to my low cordless keyboard batteries.
Okay! Now that we’re done with that question. Are there any other questions?
smirk
Just remember you’re the one thing I can’t get enough of.
[sarcasm hat on]
WOW!! Can you guys imanine? Another guy who is as great as Micheal Masterson! Whatever did we do to deserve two of the finest specimens of manliness to walk this earth?! ::swoon::
[/sarcasm hat off]
Thanks for the smile this morning.
How do you feel about doing someone you don’t know?
Please, please, please (on my knees) please, please ~~ originally posted by GolfWidow
Urge, I’m amazed at your chutzpah. Your original post is the equivalent of showing up at The Masters Tournament and challenging Tiger Woods to a quick 18 holes.
It’s my duty; my duty as a complete and utter bastard.–Arnold J. Rimmer.
Well, I figured for my first thread I might as well have the utter nerve to claim I was a capable, and intelligent question answerer. Albeit bad grammar/spelling I do answer everything off the top of my head though
smirks
money for nothing, and your chicks for free…
Just a suggestion…perhaps not adding “smirks” to each post would make us slightly more receptive? It’s just a tad antagonistic, to my point of view…
My classes are optional. So is graduating.
(Get your Sig by Wally today!)