Bring it on.. I'm waiting to walk on fire...

Okay, this is to everyone who thinks I’m an idiot, or stupid. Thinks my ego is too big, or just thinks there is something to say to me. Hell … If you are going to ignore me, just tell me here. If I’ve got a bad attitude? Well you’re going to have to deal with it. I’m not leaving. I’ll have to be banned.

So bring it. I refute all of your claims tnat I’m not astounding, I beleive in myself, and that is not a crime. I hope i screw of some “grammer”.

This is to all of you nit picking, english checking critics. This is to those who are just plain rude.

You say what you want. I’ll tell you what i really think. Haha. Say something.

I don’t care if you try to make fun of me. Don’t like my screen name because it has an ERROR in it? Hahahaha, foolish.

This is the deal. Say anything you want. Anything. I can take the heat. Lets make this post 15 pages, if you think you can think of that much to make fun of me for.

I don’t think you could. You’ll lose intrest. So make your personal attacks here. All the sniping of my character, make fun of my answers. Here.

I don’t even think you’re smart enough for me to even feel hurt. So lets see. All of you teeming ‘millions’ I mean all 5000 of you. See what you’ve got. Assassinate some character.

Lets go. Bring it on.

smirk

The Urge

hey jealousy…

{Yawn}

So… how about that Supreme Court, huh? Big pro-defendant 4th Amendment ruling one day, then a fairly anti-defendant ruling on death penalty appeals the next.

Go figure.

Listen, you egotistical pusbag…
Do you really think a wet-behind-the-ears neophyte who hasn’t proved himself on this board is worthy of the time and energy it takes to produce a good flame?

I would sooner pick Rush Limbaugh’s bunions than bother to dignify your overlong, lame excuse for a challenge with a flame.


Now in my second month of exile in the 21 pit

Starve him.

Hi there, The Urge.

My name’s andros. With a small “a,” if you please.

I see you’ve a few posts under your belt. I’m sorry we haven’t met before, but I don’t get round to as many fora as I used to.

Looks like you’re upset about something. If you’d be so kind as to provide a link, I’d appreciate it (all you have to do is cut and paste the url of the thread(s) into a reply and the UBB will magically make it a link for us, in theory at any rate). Then we could all see what it is that has you so riled. Or perhaps just a more explicit explanation. Thanks!

By the by, I’m sorry you felt you had to call everyone here “stupid.” I’m sure you didn’t mean those of us whom you’ve never met, right?

-andros-

I, for one, have already lost “intrest.”

Nurl, I think these latest death penalty turnovers have more to do with reasserting the power of the Federal judiciary in such cases, but I look at more than just the abstracts before making such a pronouncement.

Jodi

Fiat Justitia

I think you forgot to take your irony pill today, jackass. Same with whoever said “starve him”. The Urge and andros have the only credible posts so far.

And Urge, I don’t know what your grammar’s like, but I expect grammar to be good. Not perfect, but good. Meanwhile, more power to you.

Wow. I’ve never flamed anyone before. That felt kinda good. I think I’ll do it some more.

Urge, you are a semiliterate goon with half the brains that God gave a box of Quaker Oats.

Somebody stop me.

BTW, did anyone else see the article in this week’s People magazine about how stupid people don’t have the ability to realize that they’re stupid because they’re too, well, stupid?

Wonder what made me think of that . . . .


Jodi

Fiat Justitia

Yah gotta love someone who sets up a challenge in such a way that he wins if we post about him and if we don’t post about him, well we’ve just bowed to his superior intellect. First off if you drop the smirk from your signature you wouldn’t antagonize people quite so much. If you are attached to it just remove the stars. I think that is what sets most people off. Secondly read through your posts before you send it. Even if you correct the most obvious typos people will be more inclined to take your arguments seriously. It shows that you have given some thought to what you are posting. Thirdly give us some slack we’ve had a lot of trolls here recently and we tend to feel anyone who starts out with an agressive attitude is only here to yank our chains. If you follow these simple rules then people will listen to your ideas. You don’t have to be perfect, just try .
Keith


“I’m tired of being an object of ridicule. I wanna be a figure of fear, respect, and SEX!”
-Radar O’Reilly

Okay the flames so far suck. andros… the people I do not know have no reason to flame me unless they read something then decide to flame me. Therefore, I don’t think they are stupid. I assume you’re all intelligent until you prove me otherwise. Even then. Bring it.

For those of you who could care less. Why did you POST???

Btw… I’m stupid… Therefore i’m not stupid because … stupid people can’t reali… wait… i don’t even care. You jodiah are the true waste of time. If you lost intrest, why did you post TWICE?

As for the grammar its okay. Its not as bad as some like to think. I’m sure I’ll get a nice flame for that.
Just so I can be an ass…> I know about ubb… so don’t tell me theres a lil link right there
<----------/me points to link

so heres your link.
http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/007353.html

as well as…
http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/007357.html

The wonders of UBB.

Not worth a flame? That wasn’t too bad of a flame as said though the irony… is too much :slight_smile:

agisofia

I’ve never seen a box of oats type. You show me I’ll give you a stuffed animal. Other than that your flame doesn’t make sense. Simply put. Your flame sucks.

KarmaComa, if you want it… the position of score keeper goes to you.

Like I said. I’m not impressed yet. If you’re all so much smarter than I am, and better human beings, then you could think of a good flame. Thus far I am NOT in the least impressed. I’m starting to wonder if this thread is gonna make it with all of your shitty flames. (those who did not try to flame are not included)

The Urge

Do you really want it? Yeah!! Do you really want it?? YEAH!!!

Yo Odie,

I did re-read all my posts. I do put some time into them. Before now. I’m not even going to bother if the only people who respond to my posts are going to flame me. If they can’t handle who I am, they should say it here.

I really don’t have any mercy about the smirk thing. I mean, if you can’t handle it. Then leave. You’ve got thinner skin than I. I try… I did try… I won’t try anymore. Let them bring their crap here. So I can flame back. That is the point of this little thread.

IF everyone is nice to me perhaps… just perhaps… I’ll start over and try to be nice. However I’ve ruined my first impression. They’ve also ruined theirs. Screw them. Its my time. I’m not going to apologize I won’t be kind I won’t be courteous anymore.

That is my idea. The stars are gone.

The Urge

Born to be down, I’ve learned all my lessons before now…

Urge-
Sorry you think my flame sucks. As I stated in my post, I’ve never flamed before. I’ll try harder next time.
KarmaKoma-
Now, lemme get this straight. I respond to the Urge’s challenge to flame with a (admittedly lame) flame stating that his post isn’t worth dignifying with a flame, and you respond by accusing me of forgetting to take my irony pill. Huh?


Now in my second month of exile in the 21 pit

Coma-sorry about the spelling.

Don’t worry agisofia…

You’ll get better with practice.

The Urge

Smoke… on the water… a fire in the sky…

So who do you want do address with this, Urge? Just posting a martyr thread like this one isn’t gonna do you any good.

Who bothered you, why, and what are you gonna call them?

“Putz” is already taken. Otherwise, fire at will.

Putz? Don’t even get me started on wally. He’s just a goof.
Oh I dunno the gay guy pissed me off… jodiah… she’s gotten under my skin… I like her… she should come back and get some. Holier than thou indeed!

Anyone in particular. I wanna know who’s got a problem with me and for what reason. I’m ready to hand them back a bloody stump when they stick their hands into my cage. I’m tired of being stupid. Now someone say something I can give a GOOD reply too.

We’ll see how much good it does me.

I’d yell at tubadiva too but that’d be stupid. She only deleted the link people complained about. So I guess she doesn’t deserve my wrath.

The Urge

no lyric my computer is being slow.

Ah, I think I understand now.

And if I were you, I’d also be tired of being stupid.

DNFTT.

Define stupid exactly for me please.

Also what does DNFTT stand for? If anything.

The Urge

Hey urgie,

I was nice to you.

Why did you start this thread?

Is this going to help gain you acceptance here?

What up?
:confused: