I'll show you mine if you show me yours (sig lines!)

It’s about time to change mine again

I used to have a quote about myself from another Doper, but I changed it a while back. I don’t think I’ve posted with the new one yet … until now. :wink:

My old one:
“I used to be awake; constantly observing beautiful symmetries. My mind was the point of view from which art and science appeared in their simplist form - and stood as one. Now, there’s some great free porn on the internet.”

And my new:

I did have an amusing bit from an IM as my sig, but I seem to have deleted it. So I’ll fall back on my ancient classic sig–the one that once earned me a boyfriend (though that wasn’t my intention).

You know, I have know idea what mine says. I remember I kept messing up the coding, so I gave up including it.

well, how 'bout that. I’m pretty sure I’m quoting someone, damned if I know who.

Guys, a little help?

I think I have one. Let’s see.

The first line of my sig has always been there.

The second line of my old sig was a quote from Bill Maher saying that Iraq isn’t Bush’s Vietnam because Bush had an exit strategy from Vietnam.

Since that quote was overly ripe, I went ahead and pulled one from the Pit that amused me. Here it is:

Numptynoodles!

I’m pretty sure mine’s from Xenogears. I don’t recall having changed it. We shall see! Behold!

I collect photographs of lost gloves.

I stopped using mines.

I’ve changed mine several times. My favorite previous one was:

“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.”

  • Qui-Gon Jinn

I’ve since gone to something much more simple, as you can see:

Let’s see if it shows up.

Ok, why the hell did it show on preview but not when I submitted?

Mine says way too much about me.

I mean to use mine more, but I always forget to click the “Show your signature” box.

My other one is: “Socks don’t talk. They just sit in the dryer and mind their own business.”

According to my dad, this is something I told a family friend when I was 3. I have no memory of it and deny everything.

Boring, really. Back when I used to drink, I thought it was a lot funnier.

Yeah, if you preview your post, and don’t check the “show your signature” box again, apparently nothing happens.

I have officially abandoned multicolored posts, giant sized sigs, and bizzare fonts.

So, I’ve needed to find weirder quotes…

I have completely forgotten what it is. Let’s see…