I have no idea what this thing says, but I do remember changing it recently.
Recently changed…
Flattered as I am…the attribution really should be at the end of a quote. 
Piss off, you punk-bitch know it all!
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAaaaa!
mine.
Just FYI, Snakescatlady, you have a typo in your sig.
I love my sig. It’s a subtle jab at some of the other posters here. It’s so subtle that I don’t think anyone’s ever suspected that it was aimed at people here, but what the heck. It amuses me.
I have no idea. Hopefully it wasn’t added at 2:00 some a.m. and include the words siphuncle and puppy anus.
WTF?
I guess I need to pop for a subscription to actually see the SIG’s. Not really a good added-value selling point, IMHO.
Here’s my two most recent, and I won’t even charge you for them
“Work hard, rock hard, eat hard, sleep hard, grow big, wear glasses if
you need 'em.”
“Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati”
I’ll leave out the attributions, just for entertainment value. I’m easily entertained. 
Here is mine. I may change it back to my old one - ‘The squeaky weasel gets greased’.
I think mine’s a joke based on a Mamet film I like.
On preview, yep.
The second part of mine came from a Pit discussion. I’ll edit it a bit for here.
I’ve saved a lot of my retired sigs:
Used SDMB Sig Lines
Tell Zeno I’m willing to meet him halfway.
“Stop Slouching towards Bethlehem!”
– The Mother of the Beast
“Of course,” said my grandfather, pulling a gun from his belt as he stepped from the Time Machine, “There’s no paradox if I shoot You!”
“I give up!” said Pierre de Fermat’s friend, “How do you keep a mathematician busy for 350 years?”
Are you always being bothered by pesky killer cyborgs from the future? Get the Shell Terminator Strip!
After Voyager’s return Seven of Nine and the other eight members of her Borg Pod were put on trial for complicity with the Borg Collective. We know they are innocent and in good faith! Free the Earnest Borg Nine!
Once again, Dyslexia heads its ugly rear.
Remember, Folks, I’m an Amateur. Don’t try this at Work.
True Story: We were driving south through Providence, RI on I-95 when I saw a big yellow sign that read No Exit 5.
The first thought that popped, unbidden, into my head was “Sequelmania strikes Jean Paul Sartre!” (retired Nov. 30 2001)
Tonight’s show will not be seen so that we may bring you a special presentation. Join Berkeley Breathed’s beloved penguin from Bloom County as he takes you on a tour of the Netherlands! It’s Mr. Opus’s Holland! (Retired Dec. 17, 2001)
Those Who Cannot Repeat the Past are Condemned only to Remember It. (Retired April 16, 2002)
Obscurity is in the Mind of the Beholder.(retired May 7, 2002)
Sick Transit – the Glory of the World (Retired May 22, 2002)
Open Course. Amateur Driver. Do Not Attempt. (Retired June 17, 2002)
The Barbizon School of Physics. Be a Physicist (or look just like one)! (Retired July 8, 2002)
The uncongealed form of Lord Voldemort surveyed the Gryffindor students arrayed before him: Harry Potter, Ronald Weaslet, Hermione Granger, and even Fluffy, the Cerberus-headed watchdog. “Darn you! I’d have gotten away with it, if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids and that Dog!” (Retired July 23, 2002)
Rule #3: Always take a Nap during the weekly Seminar.
Rule #10: Always put things back after you’re finished playing with them. But don’t put them back where you found them, because somebody else might find them there.
From “Everything I Needed to Know about Life I Learned in Grad School” by Robert Fulminate(retired August 29 2002)
“Existence, Boo-boo, is like a pic-a-nic basket.”
Yogi Bear
(retired September 25, 2002)
The Exercise Instructor looked out of the telescreen at Winston Smith and glared.
“You, Smith, W. You’re not giving enough! I’m a mother of three and I pledge at least $50 every time! Enough for a Tote Bag!” Behind her a poster proclaimed “Big Bird is Watching You!”
Winston Smith hated Pledge Week in Oceania.
–retired September 30, 2002
Oh, sure, Ninja Death Star Scrabble is fun, all right. Until someone loses an I.
–retired October 9, 2002
Practice Safe Sects!
Remember, when you achieve Oneness with a deity, you’ve also achieved Oneness with every being that deity has achieved Oneness with!
– retired October 28, 2002
“But Master Obi-Wan, What do you mean by ‘Serpentine’?”
---Alanarkin Skywalker
—retired November 14, 2002
Does it matter which edition of a play you use? To find out, we secretly replaced these actors’ Pelican editions of Macbeth with Folgers Shakespeare. Let’s see.
– retired December 12, 2002
Japanese Scientists have learned that the reason Godzilla was so angry was because of all of the cars being dumped into Tokyo Bay by Intelligence Chief “Tiger” Tanaka
– retired Dec. 18, 2002
Remember – Every Time you Hear Fingernails Scratching on a Blackboard, a Devil gets his Horns.
retired December 30, 2002
“But Gandalf — We saw you go over the edge at Khazad-Dum!”
“Didn’t I tell you the truth about Balrogs? Balrogs Bounce!!”
retired Jan 13 03
–“Daddy, my imaginary friend’s friends are telling her that I don’t exist!”
---absolutely true line our five-year-old daughter **MilliCal** came up with just before Christmas. I'd love to know who's writing her material.
retired January 20, 2003
Sauron probably could have defeated Green Lantern, but he thought that Evil looked Tacky in Yellow (despite the advice of Robert W. Chambers).
– retired Feb. 10, 2003
I’ve searched the Internet, and find thirteen people in the U.S. listed under the surname “Godot”. None of them are doctors, which is a good thing. How old would the magazines be in their waiting rooms?
– retired Feb. 25 2003
“Damn You, God! Why must these Little Blue Men be the instruments of Your Glory, and not ME?”
“That’s just SMURFY, Mr. Salieri!”
— The Smurfs and The Magic Flute
(well, it wasn’t, but it shoulda been.)
— retired March 19, 2003
So, Oh me Droogs, this Molodoy Ptitsa drops a house on the Starry Baboochka, then takes up with a Gent in a tin Shlem, a scaredy Kot, and this Veshch made of straw, and they all go visit the Choodessny Charlie in Emerald City.
–The Clockwork Orange of Oz
– retired April 8, 2003
Retired June 27, 2003:
Rejected Tag Line for The Rugrats Go Wild! (with apologies to David Copperfield):
“Willis is Barkin’!”
“Yes, Neo, there are many and subtle reasons that I believe you are the One,” said Morpheus. “Captains Wot and Heret and Foru agree with me.”
– Retired July 20, 2003
Rejected Tag Line for The Blair Witch Project:
“The Boo in the Big Blair House”
–Retired August 19, 2003
Pages:1 To:E.A. Poe Fax #(800) 555-1212
Message: “Ahhh! I’m melting! Melting!! Oh, What a world, what a world!”
-- The Fax in the BriefCase of M. Valdemar
Retired August 25, 2003
Retired Sept 5 2003:
Klaatu had selfish reasons for not wanting the Earth destroyed. He loved TV shows, like the police drama “Beretta” and Nicktoons like “Jimmy Neutron”. Every now and then, he felt he had to remind Gort about this in his usual terse fashion.
Retired September 8, 2003 (too long):
Wittgenstein: It is just as nonsensical to say, ‘There is only one 1’, as it would be to say, ‘2 + 2 at 3 o’clock equals 4’.
Abbott: I’ll say. Look --we’ll show you how seven goes into 28 thirteen times.
Costello: First, I try to put this Great Big “7” into this little, bitty “2”…
–Abbott and Costello Meet Wittgenstein
I Have Approved this Entry – CalMeacham
Retired September 2003
Police Blotter, Brussels: Surrealist painter Rene Magritte was struck in the face today by an apple. The artist also reports that someone has stolen his drawing of a pipe.
retired October 6, 2003
Hrumm, Hoom! Well, Mr. Onceler, my name is Treebeard, and I speak for the Truffula Trees, too!
–Retired October 26, 2003
Now that I saw the face full on, and not in profile, I could finally see its full horror. Ghastly yellow, with no nose at all. There were no ears. The eyes were so dark as to seem to be all pupil.And, oh God, that horrible smiley grin!
–Pac-Man’s Model by H.P. ThirtyFivecraft
– retired November 4, 2003
“Heyyy, this don’t look like Poith Amboy! I musta taken a wrong toin at Albuquoique. Where am I, anyway?”
“In the Viwwage, Wabbit!”
– retired November 13, 2003
Retired Sig Nov. 20 2003
Beware of the Dork side of the Farce.
Destroy you it will!
Silly Rabbit! Tricks are for Raven!
–retired Nov. 25, 2003
“But Gandalf,” said Aragorn, addressing the white-clad they met in Fangorn Forest," We saw you go over the Bridge of Khazad-Dum!"
“Didn’t I ever tell you about Balrogs?” replied Gandalf with a twinkle. “Balrogs bounce!”
retired again Jan. 2, 2004
That which does not kill me makes me stranger.
–retired Feb 19 2004
This Sig ( * ) is on a Five-Second Delay.
– Retired April 1, 2004
…and this little Australopithecus cried “Wee, wee, wee” Olduvai home.
— Retired October 31, 2004
Retired Nov. 15 2004:
Cthulhu Fthaghn!
She Loves You!
Ia!Ia!Ia!
Retired Nov. 28, 2004:
Does a Cow have Gouda Nature?
Mu!
Retired December 9, 2004:
R-6041 had assumed the stories he’d heard were Urban Legends – until he woke up in a strange hotel room on oil-drenched sheets, with a crude weld job in his side and a note stuck to his pneumothorax with a refrigerator magnet telling him that one of his Renal Filtration Units had been removed, and he’d better get himself to an Emergency Repair Center if he didn’t want an Unplanned Termination.
Retired December 23, 2004:
Give a man a car and he drives for a few years
Teach a man to hot-wire and he drives for a lifetime.
Retired August 10, 2005:
Golfimbul —
----The Benevolent and Protective Elder of the Orcs
Retired May 2, 2005:
If you need me, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Dave? Dr.
Chandra tells me that you contract your orbicularis oris muscles and expel
air through them.
—To Have and Have Not 2001
Retired May 6, 2005:
Professional Doper. Closed Board. Do Not Attempt at Home.
Retired May 16, 2005:
Evil makes Good look better!
— “Not Brand Ecch!”, Marvel comics 1969
Retired May 26, 2005:
Anakin Skywalker and Son
Gutters Cleaned …Galaxies Ruled
Retired July 25, 2005:
“Way out West [in China] there is a big wall 1400 miles long and 20 feet
high and 8 feet thick. On top of it is a smooth road. If I ever go to China,
I hope I do not forget my roller skates.”
–O Ye Jigs and Juleps(1905) by 10 year old Virginia Cary Hudson,
anticipating Danny Way
Huh? 
It’s a coolection of my used sig lines going back to 2000. It probably could’ve been a lot better formatted. Don’t try t read it as all one connected thing – it’s a bunch of short sig lines, fter all.
“Stupid Darkness!” --Lucy Van Pelt
I change mine- its been awhile.
Guess I’ll keep it a little longer
My signature used to be a lot bigger. In fact, it tends to grow slowly due to my own ego and then shrink suddenly under orders from a Mod or Admin. None of my sigs are very interesting, sadly; the best I can do is take someone else’s wisdom or humor and hope I get the attribution right. On Usenet, I don’t even have a sig; of course, my ISP buys newsfeeds from a company that adds its own annoying boilerplate to the end of every article that comes from its servers.
My current sig reflects my inexplicable propensity to generate Spoonerisms while talking to myself. I’m sure that’s a bad sign, but I find them hilarious.
Here’s mine.
Posting to see what mine is - just cause I’m lazy.