We can call them spinuses instead. And vaginas can be spinus cavities.
QFT
So these spikes were made out of keratin, the same as our fingernails? Yeesh! Ouch! And another thing, guys complain because we can’t feel anything with condoms, imagine how little feeling there’d be with a giant spiked fingernail (penis nail?) growing all over it.
And we can get spinus infections!
“Spinus Infection”… band name!
You…you guys don’t have the spines?
There’s a Tom, Dick and Harry joke in here somewhere.
Imagine how cool the cockfights were.
Penis spurs.
Giddy-yap!
(Give lasting 8 minutes a whole new meaning)