I'll trade you my kid for your dog.

http://www.cnn.com/2002/LAW/04/04/baby.trade.ap/index.html

I am truly at a loss for words.

:mad:

Honey

I heard about this yesterday. Eh. Waddaya gonna do? Though it does sound like a bad joke.

By the way, for a second I thought the “:frowning: Honey” thing was supposed to be a grumpy diner waittress’ view of the whole thing.

Made it funnier yet.