Ilsa_Lund... Have you been sniffing glue?

:smiley: (You are so funny, Ilsa! - I get it…)

Yes, I did. I sent an eCard thank you note. :slight_smile:

But, in case it never got there (or I forgot and just thought I did it),

Thank you. It was Goo!

Jesus Kurdt, I did try sticking up for you in another thread. I guess that was a mistake.

I feel some Burt Bacharach coming on…

What the world…needs now…is love…sweet love.

Cut to a montage of Ilsa and Kurdt running through a field of flowers, rolling around, laughing…

Mr. Jackson? Is that you, Michael?

My nipples EXPLODE with delight!

Hello Operator, I’m dialing love, but he doesn’t seem to be recieving the message!

laughing hysterically

God I love the Pit!

There! That’s the spirit!

“I just called to say…I love you…”

And we mean that from the bottoms of our hearts…
Where’s the Heart Smiley?!

You DO realize that until you start ACTING like a 28 year old, you’re just gonna keep sounding like a 12 year old that’s lying about getting engaged, having an apartment, or going to college, right?

Dude, you’re just digging yourself deeper. This is pettiness to the umpteenth degree. Everyone else seems to have noticed that Ilsa was obviously parroting the OP in the other thread… why can’t you? Why must you continue to make things up in order to pity yourself? Drop the whole thing, buckaroo. Behave like the man you claim to be.

Smells Like Doper Spirit

Nah, Kurdt is more the power ballad type.
Do you guys really want to hurt him?

I just hope he’s got a ticket to ride.

I don’t care.

[sub]Oh dear, that doesn’t really work, that’s all.[/sub]

I mean, that doesn’t really work, does it?

I think you mean “Chicken To Ride”

But it’s the thought that counts!

Hell, folks - I have somehow became his target tonight.

(Other Pit Thread)

:::changing locks on door:::

Offering to change, followed by not changing, is not terribly impressive, IMHO.

*I’m worse at what I do best

And for this gift I feel blessed

Our little group has always been

And always will until the end*
Nirvana (1991)

Yes, you’ve done him the grievous insult of offering some friendly advice. I personally like how you called him a syphilitic smegma crust. Oops, I mean, I would like it if you, y’know, had.