I just wanted to interrupt this train wreck to say that was fucking hilarious!!! “My baby donkey …” 
Is it just me, or is the phrasing of
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Yes, I’m sure tons of 12 year olds seriously plan to engage someone(and further down the line, marry and have kids), or have a good enough job to put a lot of money into a engagement ring, or have their own apartment. Or go to college.** sound a bit off? Let’s parse it down a bit.
"Seriously plan to engage someone"
I would expect a 28 year old to describe the recent breakup somehow differently. “plan to engage” sounds like something mechanical.
“Put a lot of money into an engagement ring”
Like somehow someone who doesn’t have money, and understand how things work? You buy a ring. Even if you are paying it off, you have bought it, in adult terminology.
“Or go to college”
Now this one is interesting, when I was 12, I was talking about “going to college”, when I was 28 I was talking about having BEEN in college, or GRADUATED college. A simple tense issue.
KK may very well be 28 years old. An infantile, maladjusted, seriously angry 28 year old, who we have difficulty discerning from a 12 year old from his behavior here.
Well atleast my thread was not that stupid, only it was second to this one. I myself found the obvious parody funny, so what the hell?
That kind of pisses me off…
O, Kurdt! This madness between us can go on no longer! I can’t sleep at night, and I an barely face the day away from you! Your shitty, faux-goth-angst-poetry is the music to my ears that makes my whole world go round!
What am I trying to say?
What do you THINK I’m trying to say?
I love you! I love you! I wan’t to shout it from the mountains! Make it into fresh clear water and flood the valleys with it!
I want everyone to know!
I love everyhting about you! Your ambiguous age! Your complete lack of social skills and life experience! Your utter aimlessness and lack of direction in life!
Hell, I even love the delicate pits in your hand kick batter!
I want, no, I HAVE to be with you always! I can’t go on without your feeble, stuck in the past with a suicidal rockstar little head on my shoulder everynight!
Kurdt Kobain, will you marry me and love me as I love you?
Z ZZ ZZ ZZZ ZZZ Z
I LOVE YOU!!!
I think I’m going to be physically ill.
Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn
Yeah it does
You’re just jealous 'cause I wouldn’t marry you.
Go. Away.
I wouldn’t mind a bit if they’d both just shut up and Go. Away.
Hey, you asked…
Ok, that joke is old now.
This Year’s Model… you are now obsolete.
Ilsa, you know that I’ll always love you.
But I have eyes only for Kurdt…
Personally, I find them hot. Blonde Hair, Pink Nipples. They’re usually taller. Blah.
Jamaicans? What’s so special about them?
Posted by Ilsa_Lund:
“…you are NOT going to last long here because you are a FUCKING idiot with SHITFORBRAINS is this a parody post cause LYNN BODONI will kick YOUR ass if this is and you don’t have a link in the OP so what the HELL are you talking about anyway its also not a good idea to threaten MEMBERS of this board either…”
Not to give Lord Weepy (Kurdt) too much credit here, but the parody may be too good. My first reaction was that you were “junior modding.”
it was just FRIENDLY advice.
Seconded. Anyone want to third the motion?
Are you serious Michael? I thought you didn’t have a problem with me.
The stupid flower thingee pretty much guaranteed you a place at the wall when the revolution takes place.
Why?
So thirded.