My mom told me something today that amused the hell out of me. First, my brother is a University Police Officer at my school, so he’s surely let his coworkers know who I am. Anyway, apparently among them, i have garnered the reputation of being a ladies man! I couldnt belive it, i really dont think I am one. My mom actually heard this from my brother’s fiancee…fancy that ;).
Doob, you better take out your Homo-Whacker 5000™ to keep those wimmens away. Maybe you should dress like Mango again, so people get the point.
Well I sure think you’re a cutie, even if I don’t count. 
Jeg elsker dig, Thomas
That’s it, you’re off the list!
Everyone knows that the ladies love Doob. And Doob, well… he does love the ladies. 
What?
DOOB’S GAY?!
OH
MY
GOD!
I’M GAY?!
G A Y?!
Can’t be, not me…
Perhaps we should invite your mum to chat one of the 15 times a day that you’re the channel topic Doob…
Well reprise, i dont let her know where I chat, and she’d surely not be able to figure it out by herself :).
Darn fruit flies, killing your homo-rep there, Doob!