…and I’m okay".
I have always felt that this is a song which deserved more verses than were written for it, so do y’all wanna give it a shot?
(This is my first attempt at a continuing thread, so y’all be gentle with me, okay?:D)
If y’all wanna go through the established verses first, that’s okay…
“I sleep all night and I work all day!”
Quasi
Here are the lyrics, for those of you who want to brush up.
Oh, Thank The STARS for Eve! Thanks for checking into this thread, dear. 56 views and no response! I’m getting scared!
Hold Me? 
I will peel you a grape! 
Quasi
Actually, I think that lyrics thread is off-base. “Suspendies?” And I remember it as “just like my dear Papa,” not “Mama.”
I sleep all night and I work all day…
Okay, you little heathens!
Here’s my offering:
“I write my thoughts in a dia-ry
I love to smooch the page.
My lipstick color’s from Par-eeh
And it is all the rage!”
Think you can do better? Go for it!
Quasi
I pluck my brows
I wax my legs
I love to get a perm
I’d sure love to get pregnant
With my own damn sperm
EVE!!!
Damn, Slainte, now I’m getting worried about me!
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Quasi
I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay!
I sleep all night and I work all day!
I wear wool shirts,
I skip and jump,
in patches of wild moss.
My friends all go wife swapping,
but I’d like to do my boss.
I pluck my brows,
I paint my lips,
I im-plant me two tits!
I change my-self by hack-ing off,
my man-ly naugh-ty bits!
I cut down trees, far and near,
In my silkies and bustierre.
Chow in camp is boist’rous affair,
We dish on soap stars and what they wear.
See what I mean?!? You should be worried!