I'm a real boy!, I mean member!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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My boss rocks.

I was considering how to get a paid subscription without a credit card so I asked my ebay lovin’ internet shoppin’ boss. if he would use his credit card if I gave him the cash money. It worked!

So now I am a charter member of you lovely boards here.

Now make with the initiation rites I have heard so much about.

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Your lovely boards.

Now I know why they have the whole preview post thing.

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Your initiation begins by sending me, the Mods, and 10 other people $10 each. We will then put your name on the bottom of the list and send it off to a quazillion other people… :smiley:

Arise, Sir Popov, and welcome to the Dope.

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Welcome as a paid member, iggy popov!

I’m sorry. If you know about the initiation rites, we have to do… something else.

twitch

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But I don’t have 10 bucks anymore. I had to use it to suscribe.

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Congrats and welcome iggy popov.

Sunspace, does this mean I have to get the key to the, you know, the door? I am NOT going there alone again.

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That’s ok, Iggy

Welcome, Welcome Fah who rah-moose
Welcome, Welcome Dah who dah-moose

Sorry, my inner Cindy Lou Who just bubbled up there. Tis the season…
Now where’s that goat??

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Greenback, we’ll go down there together. Don’t worry, it’s not as if we actually need to touch The Door or even enter its antechamber.

We can just give iggy popov the key and the instructions.

After that it sould be about an hour before we need the earplugs.

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The Green’s going to have to get the key to The Hole and I’ll call The Gimp and you’ll be initiated alright :slight_smile:

After we’ll read short stories and discuss industrial espionage.

Then if you like we’ll bring you in the hole again…but then no more begging ok?

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Keeping with my theme for today of regurgitating my old posts, I give you your welcoming instructions:

Now then, welcome to Doperdom! :slight_smile:

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A post just for our latest member iggy popov

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I say we let *it *rest for a day or so…with a couple of new members over the past few day, it’s probably needing a day or so to recharge its, um, batteries, so to speak.

Besides, once it gets cranky and less, uh, virile, * it * compensates with aggression, and we don’t want to hurt Iggy, just teach him a few things about the board.

Hey, Silenus - you ever get that goat walking right after the last initiation?

P

P.S. Welcome to the Marianas Trench, Iggy. for twenty minutes

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Hey thanks for thinking of me.
But if you want the real story behind my name

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Hi, iggy popov. I’m a paid member as of today too! I think we should ask everyone else for presents for our SMDB Initiation Day. :wink:

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Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. :slight_smile:

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But what am I supposed to do with all this Jell-O I made? We can still do that part of the initiation, right?

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Welcome as a paid member, taxi78cab!

Congratulations on surviving Phase Two. But… you’re asking for more? :eek:

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Iggy - for the love of God - be careful!
These people are maniacs - I’m still picking the dried remnants of green jello out of…
well, out of bodily crevasses I never knew existed.

And if someone says, “Quick, look over there,” DON’T LOOK!

'Coz if you do, you can bMMMPH! MMPH! MPH! MMMMPH!!!

thud

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No one is supposed to open that door when it’s locked. You Woke Me Up, and you know what that means, don’t you?

glares at all and sundry in a menacing, meaningful fashion

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Is iggy still here? Can I give him his 1920’s style death ray yet?

(I hate it when people start these initiation threads without me. Poo.)