I'm a stoopid doper! (or: why didn't I smile at that user name?)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’m embarrassed to admit… I just plain didn’t “get it” .
I’m guilty…I mean how more obvious could it have been? So now I confess:

When I looked at Enola Straight 's user name the first time , I thought to myself “now, that’s odd–it must be a parody of something like “enola crooked”.Gee I wonder what it means.”

And many moons ago, when I first saw Shirley Ujest, I thought " now that’s odd–what does ''uhhh,jest" refer to?.

I, like W the Pooh , am a bear of little brain.

I am left with no recourse but to repent,… and pray that Cecil have mercy on my soul.

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What is a chula and how does it cause chapping?

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sorry–didnt mean to be secretive.
Chappachula is the name of my cat. She just loves to type…(well, er…walk) on the keyboard. But I have to help her with her spelling.

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You should join the “Intelectual Inferior” Dopers - there’s an old thread around here somewhere. :smiley:

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insolent plate?

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Eh, don’t feel bad. It took me years to figure out Sofa King.

http://www.weaselcircus.com/funnypics/sofa-king.jpg

It only took me about 1 year to figure out I Love Me, Vol I.

I’ve never been accused of being the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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Count me in as a dopey Doper, too. I was pretty proud of myself for figuring out the user name that is “upside down” (let me think a sec… umop 3p!sdn, maybe?), but it wasn’t until skiiing was mentioned that I finally figured out enipla. I got Shirley Ujest right away, but I had to think about Hugh Jass and Sue Dunhym for far too long.

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Not only is she a member, she’s also the president.

She’s going to pit me one of these days.

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Okay, I’ll bite – what does it mean?

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As opposed to the Enola Gay.

You know…B-29…Hiroshima…boom!.. :smiley:

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It took me a while to figure out Satisfying Andy Licious.

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Enola Straight is one of my favorite Doper names.

I never would have realized what bob loblaw meant if it hadn’t been explained by someone wiser than I.

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And before anyone asks, try saying the name aloud.

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OK - I give up. What does enipla mean?

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Enipla is Alpine backwards. Which is sorta the way I ski, too. :smiley:

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Reverse it.

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Ah, nice. Got it.

bob loblaw - that’s a good one.

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Anyone ever tried using the vaguely Arabic-sounding “Afah-Q”?

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bob loblaw gets me every time. I always need the “say it aloud” hint…

GT

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I must have giggled about a half hour in the middle of last night over a new poster by the name of Chez_Wia. Heck, got me going again.