I’ve decided that I am going to adopt a grandmother. Now… this might cause some problems at work as the lady I intend to adopt is also my co-worker and the company I work for has issues with family members working together but that’s another rant entirely.
Now, why would I want to adopt a grandmother?
So I can go and kick my new grandpas sorry fucking ass.
You see… he decided to assault my new Gookum (grandmother in Cree) over the weekend as he must have forgot that she divorced him after putting up with years of his shit and abuse.
Alzheimer’s is a bitch ain’t it? So is payback.
Apparently, my new step brother simply watched as the assault happened and did nothing to protect her so he’s got a major ass kicking coming to him as well. That’s just the price for forgetting the rules… you don’t let grandpa hit grandma… ever.
I might not even get the chance to do any ass kicking as my new gookum’s boyfriend is a walking eclipse and none to pleased that someone laid their hands on his beloved.
Grampa better start looking over his shoulder from now on.
My new gookum was touched by my offer and said that I shouldn’t do anything that could get me in trouble. She’s kind and wise and that’s why I adore her so.
Criminal charges against grandpa are pending and he should be getting a visit from the constabulary sometime this afternoon.
I hope he resists arrest.