Marriage in Vegas isn’t *always[/] a bad idea - a guy here at work got married there, and they’re very happy, two little kids and all. And best of all, this wedding was in a drive-through chapel!
“Do you take this woman …? Would you like fries with that?”
Congrats, girl!
Preview, dammit!
Read then post, read then post, read then post, …
How 'bout * Girl, Annulled *?
Congrats, girl. Life is too short to waste on people like that. I wish you every happiness!
A girl, didn’t you mention once that you live in Orange County, California? Or maybe I saw that in your profile.
I’m also in OC. Do I need to tell my female single friends to beware of englishmen bearing candy bars?
I hope your next relationship turns out better (how could it not?)
My heartiest congratulations on dodging that bullet. Sure, you could have wised up earlier. But you clearly wised up just in time. This wanker never ever counts as a husband of yours!
Annuled, what a great idea. I know many a divorced woman who would cut off a limb for such an option. No courtcase, no late cheques, no constant reminder of a grieveously bad choice made, no shared debts. You are my new hero.
And a great story to go with it. You are the singularly only annuled person I know.
When exactly is the party?
I’ve been thinking about how happy I’d be if I were you. And it just occured to me that you ought to get away from your computer for a few moments.
My advise, is to go directly to the nearest lottery outlet and spend about half your next paycheque.
I’m thinking that this could prove to be the luckiest day of your life.
Just a thought.
elbows said:
And no six month waiting period either! haha! I’m single as of THIS MORNING!! 
Arnold Winkelried said:
I would… haha! He picks up women online! Then he pretends to like everything they do, along with his Englishman BS.
A girl
I work in Orange County. How 'bout an annulment party ar Tu Tu Tango?
I am good with tests, have nothing in my background to be ashamed of (except the hippy-hop horsie episode), And have lots of ID cards.
Sounds like fun! Name the time and the place! haha! 
I am heartened to know that men like you still exist, Osip. Thank you for that!
A girl
Well, over at the F3 board, there’s talk about a SDMB/F3 get-together sometime in June.
My pleasure, Did I mention I have all my fingers toes and teeth?
Quit laughing, this is important when you live in Alabama
Osip
A girl…since you’re back on the market isn’t it about time to update that “body part of the week”? I’ll keep my eyes peeled
How about hooking your ex-husband up with my ex-wife, who as of May 5th I was able to accurately refer to her as my ex!
Sounds like they’d make a cute couple… Couple of what, exactly, I ain’t sure…
Yer pal,
Satan
TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
One month, one week, two days, 4 hours, 51 minutes and 16 seconds.
1568 cigarettes not smoked, saving $196.01.
Life saved: 5 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes.
This happened to an acquaintance of mine as well, including the fake British accent.
This girl married the guy in a full scale wedding. Her Mom had not trusted the guy however, so she had him investigated without the daughter knowing about it. The investigation results came back a week after the wedding.
Turns out that not only had the guy lied about everything, he was married to someone else. When she had the marriage annulled, he didn’t object. After all, she could have had him arrested for bigamy.
A girl,
Congrats on your second chance at happiness. I am no fool, but I fell for a liar myself. He was:
In the Empire State games for volleyball (that’s like an amature Olympics).
Used to ride a motorcycle.
Was deathly allergic to bees.
Went to our State University and had a bachelors degree.
Was a “Materials Analyst” for a local company.
Was planning on continuing his education.
And many, many more, some very serious. As time went on (shortly after our marriage) I discovered:
He didn’t want to join a volleyball league. Turns out he didn’t even know how to play.
He never, ever had been on a motorcycle. (I found this out in Key West on our honeymoon when I suggested renting a bike)
When I suggested he have his doctor call in his “allergic to bees” shot prescription before a camping trip, he hemmed and hawed. He had claimed to be literally deathly allergic to bees. Turns out he told me this one so that I would get rid of the bees nest we had. He was afraid of them, so he lied.
He had never been to any college whatsoever. (When I was president of my class in college, I had it looked up)
He worked on the shipping dock of a company.
He never intended to go back to school.
This guy was a complete and utter wackjob, and his nutty family was worse. When I heard he was re-marrying, it broke my heart (for her). They’ve been married about 3 years now (with a baby, which he TRIED to get me to have with him), and through a mutual aquaintance I’ve learned that she has discovered his “dual life” act. Very sad.
Can’t we barcode these people or something???
Zette
PS- A girl, if it makes you feel any better, I’m now married to the best man on earth. The experience I had with this fucking bozo taught me to really respect and appreciate my husband. I hope for the same for you.
Just for the record, I’ve never claimed to be British.
Yowsers! I’m gone a day from the board, and this story comes out. I’m very happy for you, and by the sounds of what happened, I’m certain you are, too.
Sounds like Phil Hartman on NewsRadio, except even more psychotic, if you can believe it.
Wow, it sounds like May 5th isn’t Liberation Day for The Netherlands alone 
Must be a way to find out if something isn’t telling you the truth. I mean compare what they say one time with what they say another time, the same question reworded. People who lie can’t remember what they said! haha. tsk.
But then maybe you was visually impaired from love?