**That did not go quite as planned…
UFO may have crashed in Somalia **
…So Urg said to Blurg, “What’s this button do?” Blurg looked up from his manual on how to probe humans a split second too late to avert disaster.
Or did he?
**This was new for me - I went to heaven in my dream last night
Broken down by sex **
**A home cooked meal…and SEX!
I’m a winner! **
Yup. Now piss off and stop looking smug, you git. 
I had a realization about job interviews today…
You could always be hit by a meteorite
“So, where do you see yourself in five y…Why are you hiding under my desk?”
**Advice on a new career
Would you carry a parrot on your shoulder? **
Only if I were becoming a pirate.
What’s the worst (junkiest) food you’ve ever eaten?
Picking your nose and eating it.
Next time pick your own nose.
**Your most memorable Mega-Zit?
I’m so excited I Might Explode!**
Heh heh.
**There’s a really hot girl in my garage
A home cooked meal…and SEX! **
Oink, oink…
** I’m So Excited I Might Explode!
You could always be hit by a meteorite
**
** Laser beams would shoot out of it
Extreme Baseball!?
**
Sounds like it to me
**Two sentences from your travel journals.
It’s hot. **
That’s 2 words! I said 2 sentences!
It’s hot.
Guess where I am…
Sahara? Sauna? South Seas? Sol? Am I getting close?
**
No, your good looks didn’t get you off…
How do you tell a guy that he just doesn’t do it for you? **
I’m sure there’s a witty thing for me to say here, I just don’t know what it is
** Songs that make you say, “WTF?”
“My Sweet Lord” my ass **
**Can you pass the third Grade?
What is twenty years of your life worth? **
In MPSIMS now:
First experience witnessing a stunning pubescent blossoming
Guess where I am…
** Kids leave home eventually, right?
My son stuck a Barbie shoe up his nose **
I can’t imagine why you’re eager to get rid of your kids
Seriously, at 3;55pm on 4/2:
Straight guys who enjoy being penetrated anally; and
What was the most physically painful thing . . .
**Straight guys who enjoy being penetrated anally
If a unique heaven were to await you in the afterlife… **
** Restaurants you don’t like
Restaurant review site ideas
**
Hey, I just got one…