I'm as against Sequential Threads as anyone, but...

In MPSIMS:

Explain to me about the red plastic testicles on the back of this truck
This is suppossed to look appetizing?

New Psots:

What was this antenna for?
Job hunting while pregnant

I’m havin’ me a bottle of Yoohoo!
Ben & Jerry’s is going to kill me.

Train floods canal with blue cheese sauce
This is suppossed to look appetizing?

Define God
Rush Limbaugh, most perfect newsman

Ontologically, I guess, if it is possible that the most perfect newsman can exist then it is necessary that the most perfect newsman does exist, and a newsman who was not God would be less perfect than a newsman who was, so…

:eek:

Praise Rush!

**big surprises of being a grown up

Job hunting while pregnant **

**Let’s abolish the word “penultimate”
Banned in Thailand **

Well, that’s a start!

**What is the last thing people notice about you?
Rubber Gloves **

**Cruise Ship Staffing?

Are gay men more numerous than lesbians? **

Thar he blows!

**Secrets you might as well share now
How come I wasn’t informed that the Earth’s axis has tilted? **

'Til now, it was a secret!

Explain to me about the red plastic testicles on the back of this truck
Balls-up at the VA Hospital

Is that Tom Cruise?

**Last sentences that blow you away.
Tubby Smith leaves Kentucky: state rejoices **

What was this Swedish (x-mas?) dish?
Cook! Where’s my Hossenfeffer?

Under new posts

**Could any of the USA’s States be self sufficient? **
**We will all die **
Huh, guess not.

Or, under MPSIMS

**Werewolf a game Part 2 (this time with MAFIA!)

We will all die **
Not quite all of us.

**Last sentences that blow you away.
What if Batman Wasn’t prepared
**

**How big is ‘too big’ for a Bikini?

Why are ass cracks hairy?
**

Most inappropriate questions on a job application
Why are ass cracks hairy?

I am rat. Hear me squeak.

**Maybe the House of Mouse isn’t Completely Irredeemable… **

6 years and I finally got one! Man, I need a life…
**Give me a leg-up on gaining weight?

I love Hostess Cupcakes… **