It’s Mitt Romney.
Mundane pointless had to share.
Can you still eat?
Did you shout “please run!”
Jon Stuart needs the material. And I want to get another shot at figuring out his taxes.
Go introduce yourself as one of the 48%.
What’s he wearing? What’s he eating?
Is his hair perfectly styled?
And what kind of restaurant are you in?
Gotta be the Cheesecake Factory.
Mitt is nuts about the Toasted Marshmallow S’Mores Galore.
Buy him a cup of coffee.
Where’s SLC?
Salt Lake City, Utah.
does he pay with cash or credit card?
I saw Steve Ballmer once in a Tullys coffee shop. Where I was sitting didn’t give a clear view of how he paid for his latte.
What’s he eating?
Not that I really care; I couldn’t think of anything about him that I really care about.
Did he seem visibly unsettled about being in close proximity to The Poor?
Did he bring his dog inside? Or did he just leave it on the roof of his car?
Well don’t just sit there! Go up and donate all your money to him and his campaign!
Upon reading the thread title, I immediately guessed “Weird Al Yankovic.”
I was wrong.
X2.
A hemp dashiki, purple Crocs and a cardboard crown. A small stack of Zwiebacks and a teacup filled with warm mayonnaise.
Did you peek, or do you just have an encyclopedic knowledge of SLC restaurant menus?