The last thing the world needs is a bestiality list.
Just sayin’
Well, maybe the guy drank too much Gin and Juice before hand?
It’s really a shame that you didn’t think that first sentence to yourself before you wrote that OP and at least one prejudiced comment later. It’s a further shame that the answers to your questions were not already obvious to you.
Just to let you know, people are fucking other people all the time in Turkey. No, I am not joking. I’ve been there, I’ve contributed.
To further clarify something ignorant you said, small dogs aren’t the cool fad in Turkey just yet. Dogs as pets are barely a fad. A Kangal is not small. In fact, it may have been the dog raping the kid!
The lobster was pissed to find out he had crabs.
Regarding [this](http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/n.p...hts-2010-08-20 ,), does anyone find it ironic that the Turkish actress is named Tuna? I’d venture to say that she smells like fish.
Was the post where you admitted you were wrong the one where you provide the long list of bestiality incidents around the world?
Because if so, it’s the most kinda, sorta, maybe sort of admission I ever saw.
That wasn’t “boy, I sure blew it, sorry for wasting your time,” it was “OK, maybe it isn’t just Turkey, and maybe there might’ve been more stuff from over there if I hadn’t been doing the search in English.”
All you’ve been able to show is that, in a world of 6.9 billion people, a few have had sex with animals. We would have probably guessed that on our own.
How about if you back off that ledge, apologize for yelling “Fire!” because someone, somewhere, lit a match, and maybe ask the mods to close the thread?
I say this as one who’s been on your side in a lot of debates over the years, but kinda wonder what’s happened to you lately.
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fuck.
Regards,
Shodan
PS -
[spoiler]“Hi! I’m Cesar Milan, and I am going to teach your dogs to speak!”
“Well, OK, but before you get started - that cocker spaniel on the end is a liar!”[/spoiler]
Word.
This thread is going to be fifteen pages of bold, underlined, italicized (which has already started, even) red colored text with lots and lots of !!! before it’s done. I love Stoid threads. I can never make it past page 7 or so, but they’re fun until then.
Now I wanna know what Taubes thinks of turkey.
Maybe the “rapist” was just trying to give the dog a high protein snack, but went in the wrong direction.
Stop before we have a youtube link to an earnest chorus of slightly creepy dog-worshiping Turks apologizing to dog-dom generally.
Bah. Everyone knows that semen is goldfish food.
So, there’s this Turkish lad who is frustrated in his dealings with the ladies. He tries to ask them out, but he gets nowhere. Finally he confides in a friend that he hasn’t had a partner in years.
“Mehmet, get a dog. Then you will have all the sex you can handle.”
The lad is shocked at his friend’s words, but he’s always trusted him before, so why not now? He goes to the market and eventually summons up his courage to buy a dog. Many awkward weeks pass. How can his friend be doing such disgusting acts? The young man gets more frustrated and sickened.
Then one night, when the man is particularly lonely and frustrated, and after he has had far too much Turkish wine, he thinks again of his friend’s words. With shame in his heart, he approaches the dog…
…and mid-act the door to his room flies open. The man’s friend is standing there in shock. “Mehmet! What are you doing?” “Just what you told me to do, friend!” “Well…what I do with my dog is to take it to the park where all the hot women are jogging…”
I can’t believe the sexism inherent in that list. All the humans male, fer Christ’s sake. Of the two people I personally know who’ve told me they’ve had sex with animals, 50% were female.
Fifty percent female! Your links don’t match up with my real world experience at all. I definitely see an agenda, and I don’t like it.
jeskidn ms. stoid
No, no, no…you can’t just make that reference without the link!
Stoid wow. It’s exceedingly rare that I meet some one with less common sense than I have. But, today you made it happen. One story with no facts whatsoever to back it up about one event, and you conclude that such things are routine in Turkey.
BTW- Whoever says I raped a dog lies! She wanted it! Yeah, bitch! Take it all!
Stoid gets more entertaining everyday!
Stoid, you fucking dipshit. Clean off that damn peanut butter and put the dog in the yard.
I kinda wonder about someone that enters ‘dog rape’ into their Google search, trying to make a point or trying to fulfill a fantasy? I don’t think dog rape is like a train wreck, you can certainly get by without ever even seeing pictures of such an event. If it sickens you so, don’t look for more instances of it.
I so don’t get the outrage about treatin dogs like bitches yo
I reckon she was looking up ‘Turkey Rape’ to get her jollies, and found the poor little puppies accidently. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with fucking a turkey, but fluffy doggies? That’s just wrong man.
And yes, dogs are indeed a man’s best friend. 
I should probably spoiler this link.
Dog raping a chicken. Sorry, everyone. I was looking for one with a Turkey.