Hi, Dopers! Due to a series of unanticipated life changes (and computer problems I was too lazy to address), I’ve been away from y’all for several months. During that time, I was able to lurk but unable to post. I’m pleased to report that life order has been restored and, therefore, I can actively return to the Dope. I’ve missed you guys!
Good, your back in time for the bagpipe concert. Here, take my tickets.
I once got bagpipe concert tickets from a scalper for $400. He originally offered $300 but I told him I wouldn’t take less than $400 to take them off his hands.
Ha! Hand 'em over! I like the bagpipes!
On with the show!
Yay! Welcome back! I’ve been wondering what happened to you!
I confused you with jay_jay and got excited for a different reason. Now I’m just sad.
I just stopped by here because I was wondering what the crowd in front of my house was so excited about. Just jayrey, okay everyone, I’m going back inside for a piece of toast.
Hi jayrey!
Long time, no see! 
Oh, Bobot, that was just mean! :eek:
Thanks for the welcome, Dopers!
Hey SD! Good to hear from you!
Sorry to disappoint you though, snfaulkner. jay-jay and I are DEFINITELY different people. 
digs, could you bring me out a piece of toast, too? With strawberry jam, please. Thanks!
Hi, Leaffan! Whaddya think of them Leafs this season, eh?
They have a legitimate shot of going deep. I like their girth.
Now I know what Leaffan means.
Hi, jayrey, nice to make your acquaintance.
I am sort of the board punctuation screw-up, and I post too much, I am an insomniac who gave up trying to sleep.
My lil’wrekker went to University last fall and I have alot of free time to kill, so here I sit.
Hmmm. I’m not sure about that for this season. I think they’ll just be stringing us along for a couple more years.
Hi, Beckdawrek! Nice to meet you, too. I read some of your posts during my semi-self-imposed hiatus from the Board. Don’t let anyone tell you that you post too much. It’s a message board, fer heaven’s sake! Aren’t we supposed to be posting on it?
Thanks for the welcome!
We don’t have to call you “Mr. Johnson”, do we?
