Watching Queer Eye the other night. I imagined what it would be like to be married to Ted Allen (food and wine guy). I found the idea delightful. I think he’s a terrific guy, funny, kind and we’d get on like a house on fire.
The only trouble would be the sex. I couldn’t do that. When it comes to that I’m totally hetero. No touching even.
But I’d still like to be married to him. God, what’s wrong with me? 
You’d have to get in line. I think a lot of us would be happy to go the ‘platonic marriage’ route with Ted! 
No one who is totally hetero would feel comfortable using the word “delightful”, so watch it!
Actually, I’m curious … um, no wait, I’m wondering. Why wouldn’t you just like to be friends with him? Why is your first instinct a sexless marriage?
Hmm, I guess it was the whole gay marriage issue that’s being talked about now. While I was watching the show I just though about what it might be like to marry a guy. Seemed it wouldn’t be so bad. Cocktail hour with Ted, followed by a great meal. And then I go home to my wife for hot sex.
I think I do need some more male buddies to hang out with. 
Married, no. Sex, no. Me as a metrosexual? No. Ted is the only guy on the show I’d go out and have a beer or three with, though. He’s the only one that doesn’t swish.
Ted is insanely hot. How I wish he swung my way. Platonic marriage, my foot!
Well, it ought to work out, since he already has a toaster, even though you do not qualify.