I'm beginning to think Trump might be the nominee -- I propose a Trump-Coulter ticket

Nobody voted for Andrew Johnson as President.

As usual, this is a laugh-a-minute deadpan comedy in high Gray Lady style.

Some choice bits:

(Emphasis mine.) The idiom “better inside the tent peeing out than outside the tent peeing in” doesn’t work if the idiot is spraying urine everywhere with wild reckless abandon, not knowing or caring how much of it gets on them. Trump has actually lost business due to his actions in this thing, and he shows no signs of slowing down or limiting the scope of his befouling just because people are now declining to give him money.

Reminds me of a song from my ill-spent youth:

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The mainstream GOP has been shaking the hands of some real Devils since Nixon and the Southern Strategy, and this truly is where that party ends, not with a bang, but with a long string of funerals for the people that GOP appealed to.

Why do you think people have to hate Mexicans in order to be bothered by illegal immigration and resentful of the government allowing an influx of criminals from Mexico?

Why do you think I think that? I think that people who hate Mexicans have swung to Trump. Who do you think people who hate Mexicans were planning to vote for a month ago? Who do you think they’re planning to vote for now?

Let’s avoid the broad brush insults, please. Any more like this and someone will earn a warning.

The best part of the NYT story, from my twisted POV:

Dan Senor?! Our own “Baghdad Bob” from back in 2003-2004, the spokesman for the Coalition Provisional Authority who put a sunny face on everything while the wheels were coming off the occupation?

That Dan Senor?!?

How did I get into an alternate reality where Serious News Outlets still quote this guy, and how do I get back to my proper timeline, dammit? :stuck_out_tongue:

Because there are two sides and the media must properly balance quotes from each side.

It’s just that the two sides today are the sane and the insane.

I just saw this headline today:

UNSTOPPABLE TRUMP: The Donald is rocketing upward in the polls and dominating the 2016 race

Now I know who his ideal VP is: Joe Arpaio.

He might actually win Arizona. Be careful what you wish.

How ironic that the Republican candidate might be a donkey.

Now he’s just trolling the GOP with his one-time wealth tax. It’s damned funny.

The first person that came to mind as a potential VP for Donald Trump is Clint Eastwood.

Nah, it’ll be Piers Morgan. Trump and Piers have been buddies for a long time. They think alike.

Vince McMahon.

Tell ya what though, if it does end up being Sanders vs. Trump I think it’s safe to say that Americans are fed up with the political establishment.

It would be fun, but Piers is not a natural born citizen, so is even less eligible than Cruz and Rubio.

Please. . . it’s Trump/Stallone all the way! Schwarzenegger will be Sec of State. Bruce Willis will be Sec of Defense.

And Chuck Norris’ fists will be the U.S. Armed Forces.