Seriously, does any of these three clowns deserve to be any closer to the Oval Office than you get on a White House tour?
Donald Trump, the front runner, has next to no understanding of any of the issues he opines on so loudly.
Based on his inability to say anything meaningful about any policy matter off the cuff rather than in prepared speeches and sound bites, the same is clearly true for Rubio.
And while Cruz is a bit smarter than the other two, he’s a raging theocrat and a world-class asshole.
And that’s even without considering where they stand on issues (to the extent that they bother to understand them), which is across-the-board abhorrent.
Yet these are the three finalists in the GOP’s half of our national roller derby to choose our next President: a group of candidates who make Romney, McCain, and even George W. Bush look good by comparison.
As Sen. Lindsey Graham said last night, “My party has gone batshit crazy.” Yeppers to that. It’s jumped the shark, it’s gone over the edge, it’s a freakin’ loony bin.
And it’s coughed up three finalists for the GOP nomination whose policy papers should be written in crayon.
Lord save us.