I’m a State employee. Our state is $800 million in the hole.
State budgets have been slashed to the bone for years. Our building is falling apart, my pay stinks, & my benefits are slipping away. 
The Legislature just wimped out. Finance reform has failed, or probably so. Another sales tax increase on food is likely. Yes, we do that here. :mad:
I need cheering up. Joke, smart cracks, you name it.
Heyyy, look on the bright side:
You could be dead in a ditch.
You could be a crack whore, dead in a ditch.
You could be a 6-month pregnant crack whore, dead in a ditch.
You could be a 6-month pregnant crack whore, dead in a ditch, with your four-year-old daughter standing over you.
You could be a 6-month pregnant crack whore, dead in a ditch, with your four-year-old daughter standing over you, holding the hand of your pimp, who is also a convicted pedophile.
Feel better now? 
Hmmmm…gotta add those things to my gratitude list! Thanks, Kamandi. Can I call you Mandy for short?
Well, I miss living in TN–Knox Vegas, Fort Sanders, the center of the universe, to be precise.
Murfreesboro, tough… guess there’s not much to be cheerful about… 
It could be worse–you could be living in Rogersville or Bean Station…
Doesn’t Andre Norton live in Murfreesboro?
I’ll try to think of a good joke.
Finish this:
There once was a lady from Murfreesboro
Who had a…
Bye,
Sir Rhosis
Murfreesboro?
Oh, yeah. It could be alot worse. You could be living in Shelbyville.
Want me to send you naked pictures of Claudia Christian?
This may or may not strike you as funny, hope it does a little, but when I see your handle, I really don’t put a lot of effort into pronouncing it (even mentally pronouncing it), I just think it as: “Boss, The Chick of the Tricorder.” Nothing sexist meant by that, just in fun.
Sir Rhosis
Sir Rhosis
Your post may not cheer up “Boss Chick” but it cracked me up! You are soooo right!
You could be Dick Cheney, having just landed the Job of a Lifetime, being sick, and knowing everybody’s watching you every minute and waiting for you to drop dead.
Hey, M-Boro rocks!
http://www.ci.murfreesboro.tn.us/
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Murfreesboro is the homeland of one of my most Favorite Bands: SELF!
and listen to Gizmodgery, an album created with only toys!
How can anyone not be cheered by that?
take a listen:
http://www.spongebathrec.com
Well, I’ll trade you. I’ll take Bored, Blue, and Depressed, and you take Busy, Blueballed, and Stressed.
[hijack]I gotta tell you, though, all this attention paid to TN in one thread sure brightens my day![/hijack]
in Nashville missing Knoxville,
TN*hippie
I wept because I had no shoes until I saw a man who had no feet, so I stole his shoes.
Well, if you’re really bored, just trip on over to this site and get married to all those people you have bone-crunching crushes on…
I haven’t thought of the site in a long time, read the OP, checked and it is still there.
By the way, I just married Joe Perry of Aerosmith. No gifts, please.
http://www.livewed.com/wedding.html
of course, you can also get little d-i-v-o-r-c-e-s there too…
I have a great intrest in all forms of photography.
And, thanks for the cheer-up, people. Got my lower lip up off the floor, now.