I'm bored. Let's have a baby Jesus burning party.

[Annie-Xmas]

@Little Nemo

Must have been quite a night at the holding cell.

“My name’s Mad Dog. I’m in here for murder, grievous assault, and rape. What’d they get you for, kid?”
“I set the baby Jesus on fire.”
“Damn, kid, that’s hardcore.”

/Arlo Guthrie voice/ “All they all moved away from me on the bench”

[Annie-Xmas]

@Annie-Xmas

/Arlo Guthrie voice/ “All they all moved away from me on the bench”

:smack: AND they all moved away from me on the bench

[eleanorigby]

@Grossbottom

27 baby Jesi? That’s damned impressive, Jesus is actually bolted down into the manger with steel cables. You need strength and some boltcutters to liberate a Baby Jesus from a manger scene. Ten minutes to scout the area, five minutes to sneak up on the manger scene, five to ten to get the Jesus out…not to mention all the time you spent driving around looking for a vulnerable Jesus.

27 is very respectable.

(And you need a black magic marker if you want them all to look like little Baby George Harrisons. The excesses of my misspent youth haunt me.)

Hmmm…methinks that this poster might have some specialized knowledge…

I say torch the 3 wise men! Those herbs and spices should throw some major sparks.

[Little_Nemo]

Doesn’t anyone remember basic Latin? (Although I can see how Catholics might be avoided this thread.) The plural of Jesus is Jesii.

[Zebra]

No, the plural of Jesus is polytheism.

[swampbear]

Everybody sing!

A blaaaze in a manger…

[Cheez_Whia]

@Kythereia

You’re all going to hell.

I’m going right along with you for laughing at this.

I’m laughing, too. Good thing I don’t believe in Hell.

But it’s probably screwing up my Karma!

[Daithi_Lacha]

@swampbear

Everybody sing!

A blaaaze in a manger…

Dammit, **Swampy ** – don’t make me burst out laughing in the middle of work like that again!

[Annie-Xmas]

I guess King Kong wants to join the party (with a nod of thanks to The Sausage Creature)