Four teens stole 27 baby Jesus statues from nativity scenes outside churches and homes and planned to burn them, police said.
Two of the suspects, who ranged from 15 to 19 years old, said they acted out of boredom, authorities said.
They were looking for things to do,'' Detective Ken Kelly said. They told us, ‘We were going to have a baby Jesus burning party.’’
I’m bored, what is there to do?
I dunno, what do you want to do?
Let’s gather Baby Jesuses and set them on fire!
Yeah, that’ll be cool!!
I just wanted to comment that the title of this thread is truncated to “I’m bored. Let’s have a baby…” Imagine my disappointment. 
Errr…that should read “…is truncated to on the index page…”
Awwwww . . . I came in here ready to trash on Jesus but was totally disappointed. 
C’mon, sing along! Wha-a-a-at a flame we have in Je-e-e-e-sus…
Baby Jesus burning parties make the Baby Jesus cry.
No wait, that’s not quite right …
Can I have a drumstick?
{God forgive me}
I want a WING!
{/God forgive me}
I can’t tell you how relieved I am this is a link to a bizarre news story. I was was having a hard time rationalizing why a Doper who names herself *Annie Xmas * would want to burn baby Jesuses. (Jesu?)
Baby Jesus don’t play that. He’d just turn the flames into wine or something.
Must have been quite a night at the holding cell.
“My name’s Mad Dog. I’m in here for murder, grievous assault, and rape. What’d they get you for, kid?”
“I set the baby Jesus on fire.”
“Damn, kid, that’s hardcore.”
His tears would put out the flames!
Why baby Jesus? Why not Joseph–the king of all wankers? How about Mary–that blue cloak would burn a treat. Hell, light the whole thing on fire and do it right…*
*this is what’s wrong with Youth today. No follow through; no thoroughness. Sad statement on today’s hooligans, I tell you.
This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine…
Shine, Jesus, Shine?
Opening lines:
*
Lord, the light of your love is shining
In the midst of the darkness, shining*
It would have burned with the brightness of 27 sons.
You’re all going to hell.
I’m going right along with you for laughing at this.
27 baby Jesi? That’s damned impressive, Jesus is actually bolted down into the manger with steel cables. You need strength and some boltcutters to liberate a Baby Jesus from a manger scene. Ten minutes to scout the area, five minutes to sneak up on the manger scene, five to ten to get the Jesus out…not to mention all the time you spent driving around looking for a vulnerable Jesus.
27 is very respectable.
(And you need a black magic marker if you want them all to look like little Baby George Harrisons. The excesses of my misspent youth haunt me.)
Johnny Cochran is already preparing for the appeal:
If the Jesuses don’t burn, You must overturn!
I burning your baby jesus.
The rock in the xob: I burning your god!