I'm Brian Fellow!

That’s crazy!

What if a monkey did my taxes? Stop filing those taxes, monkey!

That’s a crazy monkey.

That bird better not ruin my credit!

That goat has devil eyes!

I’m BRIAN FELLOWS!

That’s the biggest dog I’ve ever seen! Maybe he will help me kill that goat!

I am Spartacus!

[sub]what?[/sub]

That bird is a liar!

Rabbits can’t cut they own hair, that’s CRAZY!!

NO YOU ISN’T!!!

That rat needs a haircut!!

I hope he doesn’t call me a doo doo head.

<time out for a minute>

One day I decided to wear a khaki-colored blouse and a greenish-white scarf tied around my neck.

A coworker told me I looked like I was about to go on an African safari.

Without even thinking about it, I shouted “I’m BRIAN FELLOWS!” Everyone in the room fell out laughing.

People don’t want to admit to liking that sketch, but they do.

Dat’s a hairy bug. If I had dat bug I’d make a coat out of it!

I’M BRIAN FELLOWS!

Huh?

That’s Crazy! Goats can’t talk!

A rabbit taking a test? That’s crazy! I’m Brian Fellows!

I lied. I don’t really like pie.

Or goats.

Cause if he bites me, I’m gonna kill it.

[That’s funny, monstro. LOL!]