“I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.”
“Oh, you mean that show that people only started watching after it was revealed that you staged the events of a story regarding General Motors fuel tank explosions and after being threatened to be sued for billions for defamation, the host had to read an effusive, shit-eating apology on air? Have the show’s journalistic ethics gotten any better since then?”
Possible dialogue:
(Hansen): Why are you here?
(Lawyer): I refuse to answer that question
(Hansen): we have your emails here…you were looking to hook up with a 13-year old!
(Lawyer): Emails are not admissible in court!
(Hansen): Are you aware that this is DATELINE NBC?
(Lawyer): I demand you immediately cease recording me, or I’ll file a lawsuit against you!
Should be real entertaining!
Damn that slut! She said she was a virgin!