I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.

“I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.”
“Oh, you mean that show that people only started watching after it was revealed that you staged the events of a story regarding General Motors fuel tank explosions and after being threatened to be sued for billions for defamation, the host had to read an effusive, shit-eating apology on air? Have the show’s journalistic ethics gotten any better since then?”

Possible dialogue:
(Hansen): Why are you here?
(Lawyer): I refuse to answer that question
(Hansen): we have your emails here…you were looking to hook up with a 13-year old!
(Lawyer): Emails are not admissible in court!
(Hansen): Are you aware that this is DATELINE NBC?
(Lawyer): I demand you immediately cease recording me, or I’ll file a lawsuit against you!
Should be real entertaining!

Damn that slut! She said she was a virgin!