I'm engulfed in porn (tapes).

This is the best, IMO.
Although, if there were a way to work the phrase “smut-mule” into that title, too…

How many folks, I wonder, are running to register at ebay now?

Most adult bookstores will buy stuff like that, is there one in your area?

E-bay will prolly bring you more $$$, however

Jenna Jameson is the most popular porn star ever. (Super hot, rumored to have nailed Britney Spears, etcetera…)

Janine only used her first name, and only does erotic girl-girl stuff. Her last name (IIRC from Howard) is Lindenmuir or something like that.

Casey, how much would that suck if porn were life-threatening? Yikes! But my guess is the guy died in a car wreck or something and didn’t have a chance to ditch it himself. Think about it…if you were gonna trash your own porn, you’d just dump it in a garbage bag with other trash. You wouldn’t segregate it into its own cardboard box. Who would do that? Somebody who already had boxes handy, and wanted the stuff gone immediately. IOW, somebody cleaning out somebody else’s last affects.

Just my theory. I have now officially wasted way too much thought on this.

I think they’re cursed. I mean, you saw The Ring, didn’t you? :eek:
[sub]Hm, I wonder if that one tape I’m looking for is in there…[/sub]

On that sort of general subject, if any of these tapes you found happen to star someone named “Traci Lords”, be rid of them instantly, with certainty, and secrecy.

Isn’t it a breach of copywrite law to re-sell them?

Of course not. If it were, it would be illegal to resell books and CDs and records and whatnot, which people do all the time. If the tapes are copies, then it would certainly be a breach of copyright to sell them.

Its Janine Lindemulder, though you are correct that the bulk of her career she’s only billed as Janine.

Am I the only one wondering just what titles you got your hands on? If some of it is old “classic” stuff, Early Ron Jeremy, John Holmes, Traci Lords, Savannah, Seka etc. it could be really rare and valuable. Just to satisfy my curiosity was there a typical theme or is our mystery perv a all-genre type guy?

Let us know when you list it on EBay, I’m nosy. Probably wouldn’t pony up any dough since I’m a free internet porn kinda guy, but I sure am nosy about such the intriguing mystery.

I guess I’ll have to go through all of them and generally list the “actors”. As I said, they all seem to be hetero, but I just gave them a quick glance.

And I just want to say"For shame, you evil voyeurs". The only reason I’m dealing with this smut at all is to…profit from people like you.Come to think of it, you’re really pretty nice folks. And I’m not really a porn pusher.Just helping to fill a need.Yeah, that’s it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                       e you. Come to think of it, you're really pretty nice folks.

Well, I never did that before. Don’t even know how that happened. Just disregard that last reiteration.

At various times, I’ve read a number of regretful posts from guys who dumped their porn collection for the sake of a new wife/girlfriend, only to discover that real life women are a lot more fickle than videotapes.

My advice would be to find out who dumped it, and if he’s still alive, send him a discreet message saying, “We know you threw your porn out, and that’s OK. But if you find yourself wanting to see your porn collection again, call XXX-XXX-XXXX and have your credit card on hand.”

The point about old tapes is a good one. One caveat about Traci Lords – her early stuff was done while she was underage, trying to sell them could get you in trouble WRT kitty pron.

OTOH some of the early 70s porn contains sexual bondage imagery you can’t find any more because of censorship concerns. Might be quite lucrative and not nearly as dangerous as trying to sell a Traci Lords tape.

I believe that Traci Lords was underage in every porn film she made save one, so if you’ve got anything with her in it, burn it (or go to the cops).

BTW, if you’ve got any Tera Patrick stuff in there, that’s worth watching.

–Cliffy

Unless you have a legitimate cite for your rumored claim that Jenna Jameson had lesbian sex with Britney Spears then you have no business posting it.

Janine does not only do lesbian stuff. There is a video/DVD of her and Vince Neil having sex which has sold in the neighborhood of 125,000 copies.

And finally, Janine is married to Jesse James of West Coast Chopper/Monster Garage fame.

Ahh! Don’t mention that film! I watched it last night and it freaked me out! LOL

     7 DAYS!!!!

Not true. I believe she was legal on her last one.

Not sure why people would care, though. She had all the eroticism and sensuality of a log.

Ellis Dee did say it was “rumored”. Never mentioned that it was a fact. Here is one of a few places on the net where you can find this rumor being discussed.

Maybe just a slight nitpick, but how can you have a legitimate cite for a rumoured claim? :confused:

I mean there is one here if that is what you mean - it confirms that there was a rumoured claim, although denies its veracity…

I understood Ellis Dee only to be mentioning something about Jenna Jameson to help identify her, and not indicating that the story was true, but that is just my reading of it, other people may have read it differently, and only Ellis knows for sure…

And on preview I see that Casey1505 has beat me to it…:smiley:

Bogie, he said it’s a rumor, not that is was fact or that he believed it. The only factual statement he’s making is that the rumor exists. It may exist on the web, it may just be a rumor among his circle of friends - but so long as he’s not asserting that the rumor is fact, then it seems like you’re being a little bit harsh here. Besides, this is MPSIMS - think of that rumor as another mundane and pointless thing. :slight_smile:

Speaking of mundane and pointless things - I guess I should have previewed before I posted that, eh?