Yep - here I go, to the shower…
Hey! Here I am IN the shower! Hi everyone, I’m in the shower! I’m turning on the water nowanhsu9dyoawjhe98qelkjqwdiu7qwyeqweroiwruowk00
AAARRRGGGHHHHH!
And I worked so hard on the vampire bunny!
Sacrilege!
galen my pet - it was starting to crumble.
The water is running, here I go…
sigh Reality slaps me upside the head again.
Hmmmm…does that mean reality is a woman?
You’re just teasing us male Dopers now, alice…
Keep it comin’! 
No really - I just had my shower. Now I am in my fuzzy bathrobe.
Soon, I will be in my big fat king sized bed.
<ahhhhhhhhh>
Not to mention you, Daowajan…
Seriously, if you gals ain’t gonna have webcams in your showers, what’s the point?
[Dr. Evil]Throw me a frickin’ bone here, people![/Dr. Evil]
Alice, there’s no need for that. Though I have no idea what you look like, all I can picture now is disney’s version of AIW… nude, and in the shower. Off to bed, where I just married a hot hippy chick last night. Too bad dreams don’t have a “pause” button for when you wake up
*brushing my hair…
putting on my jammies…
{a sudden blows the curtains away from the window, causing the shadows to leap and dance as the candle flickers and goes out. From out of the sudden darkness, a deep voice says…}
You said something about a kiss?
I would put a webcam in my shower, but I’m pretty sure I could get sued for turning people to stone.
Oh my goodness! I just got shivers! [sub]For REAL even[/sub]
Kiss me… KISS ME
[sub]This brief dramatic interlude brought to you by the makers of E-Zo brand body paint…[/sub]
(Assuming you’re referring to Medusa) When you wash your hair, do the snakes bite your hand?
[Bugs Bunny]Oh, mur-der![/Bugs Bunny]
[Rosie]Everybody drinking! Anybody paying?[/Rosie]
Seriously, the ingenuous act is cute, Daowajan, but we all know you’re blowing smoke up our collective tailpipes. There’s only one part of us male Dopers that could be turned to stone (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) due to a webcam in your shower.
Go sell crazy-talk somewhere else, darlin’; we’re all full up here…
You feel a hand on each shoulder, then one stroking down your arm, taking your hand and gently stroking your palm. The other hand rests lightly on the nape of your neck, absently tickling your earlobe…
[sub]How the hell am I gonna continue this without getting in trouble from the mods[/sub]
Guy - I think you misheard - I said Kiss me…KISS ME! not tickle my hand making it all itchy and stuff.
Patience, liddel alice.
Your head turns, and in the faint moonlight you see a tall, shadowy form. The hands shift, and you feel yourself lifted in his arms.
You feel the slightest sensation of his lips at the base of your neck, and then his lips descend upon yours, feeling as if he is touching you down to the roots of your soul, unbaring all the desires you have hidden so desperately.
He carries you lightly toward the bed, and lays you gently on the comforter. A hand gently strokes your cheek, touches your lips.
“I will return shortly. I have night work.”
Um, not to be rude or anything, but I’m not sure the love scene is supposed to make the heroine giggle…
Off to bed I go - G’Night all.
Ouch! :eek:
Ah well…goodnight alice, and sweet dreams[sub]anyway[/sub].