Im going to eat your childern? Good lord, this guy has more issues then me, but damn did I get a laugh reading about it “im going to eat your childern” HAAHAHAHAHAH HEHEEHEH HHHOHOHOHOH HAR HAR HAR…ahem excuse me…
Eve, that was the best thing I’ve ever read. Expect the ring in the mail sometime this week.
Am I the only one that thought Tyson’s diatribe was great?
First of all, it should be pointed out that Lennox Lewis doesn’t have any kids – well, none he’s claiming, anyway.
I thought it was a hoot! At one point Tyson said, “My style is impetuous.” I wonder if he was going for “impeccable?” Worked for me though.
I guess Tyson does need to be taken more seriously than others when he references cannibalism. He did, after all, cause the end of an ear in boxing with Holyfield.
What, was Tyson’s rant beneath boxing?!?
Professional wrestlers tsk-tsk boxing!
Started working with a boxer a couple of weeks ago. Every time I had seen him before yesterday, he wore an “Iron Mike” t-shirt. Yesterday it was a solid black tank top. In his opinion, tho he understands a fighter’s need to psych himself up, Mike’s comments went a little too far.
Regarding Tyson’s ability, get some film of his earlier fights. He was as good as any. He had power second to none (still does), but also had incredible head and body movement (long gone).
As far as NHB goes, I have dreamt of this. Tyson vs. Kerr? Tyson vs. Royce? Be still my heart!
You wanna make fun of Mike Tyson’s intelligence and personality? Go right ahead. Knock yourself out, or better yet let him do it for ya’.
You must remember, the last shmoe lasted all of 38 seconds. I ain’t gonna say anything about him, because I don’t want to get the shit kicked out of me by his forceful spirit in the afterlife.
Lil Kiffy, I’d prefer it if standards of human behavior were not set by an uberclass whose single qualifying characteristic is that they can all beat the shit out of me in a fight. I’d prefer that those standards be set by such people as Steven Hawking, my father, and Mother Teresa, who represent truly admirable human qualities, and whose asses I’m fairly sure would be mine with a side of fries.
Stand up for human dignity, be a man/woman/person of indeterminate gender!
I would gladly fight mike “pussyboy” tyson.
for what the promoters payed this guy to fight him i would run around the ring for 13 rounds and kick him in the balls a couple a times. Im not claiming to be as tough or as ruthelss a fighter, but im sure i can stay out of his reach for 13 rounds, and make a easy million inthe process, anyways im sure the ref would feel sorry for me and let me keep my crowbar
Stand up for human dignity, I would do in a second, but to make fun of an unfortunate person’s ignorance and lack of intelligence, such as Mike Tyson is also lowering the level of human dignity. It is obvious the man is not entirely smart, should he be blasted for it again and again by unknown thousands. Probably not. He is human, and to err is human, so give the man a little slack even if he errs a thousand times.