So I was thinking about dressing as Caylee Anthony for Halloween (a garbage bag and duct tap. I asked this girl I’m interested in dating about it. I think we have similar dark senses of humor. “I don’t think that’s a good idea. I knew Caylee when she was a baby and am still friends with people involved in that situation.”
Well… that was awkward.
Oops. That’s almost a perfect 10 on the date-kill axis.
It’s all about the spin..
“I had some misgivings about this, but people seem to get away with so much that I thought someone might find it funny. I knew I could count on your opinion, though, because you have such a good sense of right and wrong. Thanks for saving me from an embarrassing mistake.”
-D/a
I don’t think it’s possible for me to make a more embarrassing mistake than that.
Might as well go with the costume now, right? Right?..
Not if she’s still dating you.
Heck, if after that conversation, you’re sleeping together, marry her now! Ya got a keeper!
Re-read the OP:
They’re not sleeping together, or even dating–yet. Snarky_Kong was thinking about asking her out. I have a strong suspicion that’s he’s put himself on her ‘not if you were the last man on earth’ list …
I have a pretty dark sense of humor, but that costume idea is awful.
Seriously - a dead kid? Not funny, man.
Yep, to hell for sure, Snarky Kong.
Don’t get rid of your costume though. Just go as a crap idea you should have kept to yourself.
She’ll probably still go out with you but rest assured… you won’t be makin’ any babies.
It’s probably a good thing I won’t go as Caylee Anthony. If my mom found out, she’d kill me.
She’d still drive you there though.
If she still wanted to, I’d worry about them as a couple.
'Dammit, woman…! If you think I’m going to work all day & screw you all night just to feed that Nancy Grace some more news stories, You’re Crazy…!"
I’m pretty sure Niven had a small section of Purgatory reserved for people who made tasteless Halloween costumes…
Know. Your. Audience.
LOL
Awesome!
I’m so stealing that for a Facebook status. Keep an eye out for me in Hell, I’ll be around.
:smack:
Thanks.