Evidently, Cindy Sheehan is going to fast in her continued attempt to drive home her point. I don’t agree with her and think her rantings are often batshit crazy, but good for her. She has convictions and wants to make a statement.
Now, we have the likes of Hollywood eliters like Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, and others wanting to join in and show they that they, too, feel so strongly the the troops be brought home that they’re going to join their beloved Cindy.
It turns out that the Hollywooders are participatiing in a rolling fast. What’s a rolling fast? Well, they’re each going to fast for 24 hours, than “pass on” the fast to the next Hollywooder and other equally wise and principled Americans.
I have to hand it to them. Just when you’d think that they couldn’t be more self-absorbed and self-important, they deliver us the—dat-dat-dat-dah: the Rolling Fast.
Well, I find their rolling fast so dumb an insulting I’m going to fast myself. But I’m not going to just fast for just one day, I vow here and now to fast for a minimum of 30 days. That’s right, t-h-i-r-t-y days. In fact, as offended and annoyed as I am by their egocentric stupidity I vow to fast a minimum of 4 times a day.
And I will begin my first fast today, right—just let me finish this last waffle…(swallow)…NOW!
All notes of encouragement will be appreciated. I will try to provide updates as my condition allows.