I'm Gonna Be On th' Television!

I said to my wife and daughter, “There she is. That’s Eve Golden. We tawk.”

By the way, is Eve a looker or what?


I don’t have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school.

Saw Culture Shock last night. All About Eve: She’s intelligent, she’s published, and she’s a swell looker. (Some of us knew this already.)

Well done, as we all expected. Don’t forget the little people.


–Da Cap’n
“Playin’ solitaire 'til dawn
With a deck of fifty-one.”

Oooh, aren’t you sweeties—kiss kiss!