You know… you have to file a lot of crushes under “…there’s just something about her/him…”
None of my crushes were ever on all-out beauties and bombshells.
That’s good work right there!
I would have done the same, but I figured, you know, scroll down, it’s just not that hard.
Appreciate it though.
And for all of you saying you can find better, naked, chicks at Wal-Mart or some such thing…start your own thread. This one is about MY crush.
Just so you can’t say I never did anything for you as well.
Here’s one more picture of your Snorg girl. And huh, it appears she’s not wearing any pants.
See, there’s the problem…there’s no shortage of unattainable GORGEOUS Nekkid women out there…it’s the ones you could spend the rest of your life with that catch your eye. Just good looking…enough…no hairy moles…no hump over the left shoulder…legs both the same length.
With such high standards use must be used to spending many a lonely night with the televison!
Maryann beats Ginger in every poll I’ve ever seen. 
Someone do one. I’m busy, dammit!
A good and relevant read, considering where this thread is going:
What, and miss Jersey Shore?!
For the love of all that’s holy!
I will name my third-born after you! (sorry, it’s too late for the first two)
I’ll be in my bunk…
This is a cell phone pic I snapped about 5 days ago while we were out to lunch.
I figure Nemo Bust got off relatively easy in comparison to his older siblings, Threetwentyfiftynine Junior and Snorgella.
Your wife’s pretty hot but that random lady hogging the middle of the shot makes it hard to make her out completely. You’ll have to take another.
You sir, are a prince! And I concur with your assessment.
Thank you.
I has a sad.
Another vote for Cisco’s wife! (lucky bastard)
T-Shirt girl doesn’t have the characteristically blank look that Sinead does while playing Jenny, though.
She doesn’t do it for me. She looks too much like a young, red-headed Anne Coulter.
And I’m really sorry if I put that image in your head and you can’t get it out…
I do agree she’s cute as a button. I do have a thing for redheads, so that’s totally not influencing my feelings here…
Here’s one of her I stumbled across today:
Got the whole ‘morning after’ look going.
- Budista
Anybody got a papertowel? Wet wipe? Something?
I’ve got a mess on aisle nine here.
And thanks!