I'm in a real pickle

I’m really falling in love with Carrie Underwood and I don’t now what to tell Kelly Clarkson. And how can I get Carrie to stop it with all that damn singing? And when can I have a damn steak anyway, Lover Girl?

It’s never a good idea to post drunk or get to close to Kelly Clarkston.

In both cases you wake up the next morning thinking “Oh crap”