Maybe this is CS material, or maybe it should go in the Pit, but I’m SURE this is pointless, so here we go:
I got this nice package from down under in the mail today. The dvd of “Texas”. It’s true, folks-- I’m in a Russell Crowe movie. That outta mess up all my friends’ six degrees of Bacon game 
It’s also by far the MOST complicated dvd I’ve ever had to navigate. It actually arrived with it’s own cheat sheet:
“Hint 10:
To access the 3 Odd Ft level, you must first unlock
the subtitles, access all the Texas Photos, and
Setlists, and watch all the 17 Odd Ft bonus videos (by
playing the Bonus Videos option) and playing the
Nowhere video. Then during the transition after
clicking on the Drill Deeper button on the 30 Odd Ft
page, press the “Enter” button for the Code Page. You
must then enter the code found in the credits of
‘TEXAS’ ( 3001 )”
( from http://www.gruntland.com/dvd.htm )
GRARGH!
If anyone picks one up, I’m most easily found in chapter 11 of the main feature… Looking embarassed.