Anyone want anything while I’m out?
Pack of smokes and a bottle of gin?
Oh wait. I quit smoking last week and can’t drink at work. Grr. Thanks for the offer though!
A 12-pack of donuts, a liter bottle of Bombay Sapphire, and a pack of Pantellas. I’ll pay you back sometime in the future. Oh, and can you have that stuff delivered over here to Oxford? Thanks.