{{{{{{Euty}}}}}} And congratulations on that second coffee mug! 
Mullinator:
I know what you’re saying, Mully. I can’t think of anything noteworthy happening in my life either…oh wait. Come to think of it, I guess I did run a marathon last Thursday, but it’s not like I’m eager to tell the whole world about it or anything.
Oh great, now Five is using my shameless attempt at publicity to generate his own shameless attempt at publicity.
I’m sleepy today because a bunch of mice were racing the Amsterdam Grand Prix in my ceiling last night. Maybe got 2 hours of sleep. Low even by MY standards.
My colleague makes a shitload of noise when he eats. It is not a joy to hear.
More coffee.
Did he wake you up, Coldy?
Oh, Euty - you did get called Silver Fire’s hero, what more could you possibly want?
Passion.
I got your passion right here, Euty. Although, you didn’t return that last email I sent. Oh well, you are a guy. 
No, I mean passion. Real-life passion. Actual passion. Passion at least within driving distance.
Well, technically, you could drive to Minnesota since we aren’t seperated by an ocean or anything. It would take you a while though.
You’re in Minnesota, Silver Fire? Interesting. I hear there are many runners in Minnesota.
Say, speaking of running, have I mentioned I ran a marathon last week?
Hi Mullinator! Remember, this thread’s all about you, buddy!
Silver, you from Brooklyn??
:: picturing Silver saying * right here * and making a hand gesture… ::
That I’ll be gone for a couple of hours to run out and buy some Claudia Schiffer undies. When I will return, I will be a sexier underclad tot.
Yeah, tater, I bought some of those, too. It’s a scam. She never really wore them.
I got’cher log right here!
I like strawberries in my salad. Anybody else?
I just felt the need to see my name show up again.
Every single one of you needs passion! Or vitamin shots or a new teddy bear or something. Wait. <rustle of tissue paper> Look! “Passion” by Liz Taylor, in the original purple 2-liter bottle. Two squirts behind each ear, boys and girls, and you’ll be so passionate you won’t know what to do with yourself. Unless, of course, you’ve read all the sex threads.
Have at it!
I’m going back to my book now.
I didn’t sleep last night.
Carry on.
You know, I don’t even know why I open these threads…
or post to them either.
Are we talkin’ Claudia Schiffer Underoos? If so . . . I’m a dazzled, confused little Tymp.
I’d just like to point out that Maragold lost her SDMB virginity in my thread.
Time to go put another notch in my keyboard.