Why does all it take to get a masturbation thread locked is an offhand mention of polluting some food item. If one rogue agent decided to piss, errr, errr, defoul our Wheaties, we all get punished??? CUMMM ON!!!
Seriously, the mentioning of doing the deed in a food item, leading to a lockdown, is so predictable that maybe there should be an official rule against that? :eek: :wally :smack: :wally :smack: :wally
Because it was a brainless thread that was almost as thoughtful as a Hustler Letter To The Editor?
“I never thought it would happen to me but…”
…followed by confessions about intimate encounters with randy babysitters, abusively mis-trained Golden Retrievers, (used) inflatable plastic goods sold online by a myopic wannabe gangsta in some unpronounceable offshoot of the former Soviet Union or a 300 lb. ‘but he was so nice!’ sleazoid fermenting in his step-daddy’s basement in Heat Rash, USA.
People who buy Hustler can read???
Ick.
I, for one, welcome our new masturbating overlords.
Never mind that; They can write???
Is that it? Threads have to be above a certain intellectual level before they can be allowed now? When did they pass that rule? I must have missed the memo.
Thsoe are letters to Penthouse. Geez, I though you were a librarian.
They’ve closed Penthouse forum-type threads before. That’s not new.
Still stupid, though.
Can’t let this go on too much longer without linking to Master Wang-Kas’ classic thread.