Oh yeah… I’m 6’1" tall, lest you make some sort of duct-tape doppleganger who’s built like a 5’9" beer keg!
(size 11 shoe, 36 waist/32 inseam, 17.5 neck, 35 sleeve
are my clothing measurements)
Using Tymp might be more economical than using me as your model, especially if duct tape’s kind of expensive where you are!
Well, I hope you are proud of yourself!
No, no, don’t apologize, it’s of no use. I’m pissed.
Ever since this morning when I opened this thread, there has been a song running rampantly through my brain.
“…in just seven day, I can make you a man-an-an-an!”
from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Dr Frank N Furter, in the lab.)
All damn day.
Without stop.
I even mentioned it to someone in a failed attempt to pass it on to them and out of my cranium.
Damn you to hell!!!
You call that a man?
(You call that a tan?)
As for his name, I think “Rocky Wall” might just do the trick, in memory of the thread he spawned.
Well, Bump beat me to it, but here are my figures anyway, using his scheme:
Head C: 23 inches
Face H: 9 inches
Neck: 16 inches
Chest: 44 inches
Waist: 31 inches
Hip: 38 inches
Leg L.(u) 14.5 inches(crotch to knee)
Leg L.(l) 21 inches / 17 inches
Leg C.(u) 23 inches
Leg C.(l) 16 inches
Arm C.(u) 15 inches
Arm C.(l) 12 inches
Arm L.(u) 10 inches (pit to elbow)
Arm L (l) 13 inches
Wrist to tip of Middle finger: 8.5 inches.
While my figure might be more economical, a replica of Bump would certainly be more imposing. Keep us updated, Turpentine. Definitely provide pictures. Let me know if you need any more figures.
Well, Bump beat me to it, but here are my figures anyway, using his scheme:
Head C: 23 inches
Face H: 9 inches
Neck: 16 inches
Chest: 44 inches
Waist: 31 inches
Hip: 38 inches
Leg L.(u) 14.5 inches(crotch to knee)
Leg L.(l) 21 inches / 17 inches
Leg C.(u) 23 inches
Leg C.(l) 16 inches
Arm C.(u) 15 inches
Arm C.(l) 12 inches
Arm L.(u) 10 inches (pit to elbow)
Arm L (l) 13 inches
Wrist to tip of Middle finger: 8.5 inches.
While my figure might be more economical, a replica of Bump would certainly be more imposing. Keep us updated, Turpentine. Definitely provide pictures. Let me know if you need any more figures.
And what’s he good for?
vidi vici veni! **
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Can you make two?? But add a heart… 
Very well then.
Tymp-
I am sure Turpentine would appreciate those measurments if she were conscious right now, but I arranged for her to have a very nasty accident and I have stuffed her in my file cabinet for now- until i think of a way that she might be of use to me.
I will use those measurements and make Tymp #2 myself (Please, think of a better name for him, as he will be quite a good companion as long as he is docile and obeys my every word- not like that silly Turpentine who grossly underestimated my intellectual capabilities and is paying for it now)
And Bump, a good strapping six-footer+ can be of use to me as well. This clone can keep Turpentine busy (if I allow her to live) will me and Tymp #2 begin our global conquest.
Many thanks to you both for refraining from awful RHPS references.
I am far superior to Dr. Frankfurter’s creations and I didn’t think that was funny at all. They all must DIE!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Turpentine, it’s all very well to make a clone of yourself, as long as said clone doesn’t post to the SDMB. Really. We have rules about this sort of thing, no matter how much fun it is. Just one name per person, please. You can TALK about her all you want, just don’t let your alter ego use the message board.
Get in touch with me or TubaDiva. We need to remove posting privileges from all but one of you, and the first one who speaks up gets to keep her posting privileges.
Lynn
Administrator
For the Straight Dope
But, can you be absolutely sure that the clone isnt really posting?
If the clone is doing the posting - is it really breaking rules?
What if a person had multiple personalities?
See? THIS is what happens when you tamper with nature!!!
hi Lynn!
22cms…oh puh-lease!!
… TENSION
vidi vici veni!