Some of you might know about my clone, Susan Bananahands, whom i constructed from newspapers and duct tape. I gave her an e-mail address, articulating joints, a new face.
But she is a little bored, I think and i had the idea to make a friend for her. A man. His name will be Charlie Chess Board. Or Vinnie Ventian Blind or Wally Wall of Scott Window.
I was looking at objects in the room when i was trying to come up with a name for this man.
Susan was easy to construct because I used my face and my proportions as a model, but I don’t have a man’s soul that i wish to be captured in Charlie Chessboard, so i need to make a new man, not based on anybody.
So i need to know what the standard average measurements are for a man. 5’9" is the average height, isn’t it?
What about arm circumference? Shoe size is 10?
It’s all guessing to me.