I'm making everyone fried chicken for dinner. Extra crispy. What two pieces you want?

I’m a vegetarian, but if I did eat chicken it would be two breasts. And ALL the leftover skin.

Throw some tomatoes in that salad. A little bit of salt and some cayenne pepper, and we’re good to go.

For the chicken, give me the breasteseses. I know where the bones and gristle are on those. Unexpected gristle turned me off bone-in chicken for close to 20 years.

One breast, one leg, please and thank you.

So kind of you Mr. Idle. I’ll have a foot and a beak please.

I saw it first. Mine!!!

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Thighs all the way.

Breast and thigh, please!

A pair of wings. If it’s going to be served cold, I’ll swap one for a breast, but… Yeah, wings. Yum.

Breast and thigh for me.

Breast quarter, including the rib cage, thanks. :slight_smile: